Random Thoughts

[Highlander999]

Hmm, that's quite good *notes it down for use on nights out this winter*

 

[barmyarmy]

BBC News - Obama effigy burnt by St Andrews Conservative students

Previous people burnt in effigy include Nelson Mandela.

For all those who don't know St Andrew's is a small Scottish town stuffed full of posh English students who weren't smart enough to get into Oxbridge.

 

[MattW]

So clearly we've learnt today two things the Scots can do in winter to keep warm.

 

[Zidanes]

So does it mean Caribbeans lose their virginity at the age 40 or 50..

 

[barmyarmy]

Nah, you're forgetting the hurricane season. Bedouin on other hand...

 

[Highlander999]

BBC News - Obama effigy burnt by St Andrews Conservative students

Previous people burnt in effigy include Nelson Mandela.

For all those who don't know St Andrew's is a small Scottish town stuffed full of posh English students who weren't smart enough to get into Oxbridge.

God, even I hate those little up-starts at that uni. Seriously out of my school, all the people went there, who just relied on mummy and daddy. Maybe the rest of the Scottish uni's should get together and burn St Andrews students on a bonfire....

 

[AngryPixel]

Go crazy

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I smoked weed with a vacuum cleaner because I smoked crack

 

[treva]

I shot a clown because I smoked crack. Perfectly feasible.

 

[Simbazz]

It was aimed at you. So you still doing stuff at uni, whilst waiting for a job to come around?

I am good mate. Few ups and downs in recent times, but as long as there is alcohol I'm good.

Good times indeed. Funnily enough the lads from those days are still around in this thread for a bit of banter (As you can see from the past few pages).

University finished in the summer, graduated and everything! Its a miracle!

I'm teaching you all something new today. India is the most conservative country in the world to lose your virginity (22). Iceland is the most laid back (15.5) USA is 17, Britain is 16 and 10 months and Australia is 17.8. The global average is 17.3.

You all learnt something new today. Indian's need to get more action in the sack and people in Iceland go at it as soon as they can

22? How can that be possible!

So clearly we've learnt today two things the Scots can do in winter to keep warm.

Actually laughed at that, well done Matt.

I shot a clown because I smoked crack. Perfectly feasible.

Who hasn't?

Mine is; I ran naked with a porn star because I'm sexy.

Reckon I've picked up the best one here. Awesome birthday to have!

 

[-D-S-B-]

I pissed on a horse because I have perfect abs. Fair enough.

 

[AngryPixel]

Whoever has a birthday today would be pissed

 

[treva]

Mine is; I ran naked with a porn star because I'm sexy.

Reckon I've picked up the best one here. Awesome birthday to have!

By my reckoning Si, you and Ben share the same birthday.

 

[kashan123999]

I killed ur mom because thats what I am

 

[Simbazz]

By my reckoning Si, you and Ben share the same birthday.

February 9th?

 

[BlitzBerg]

I stabbed a jew because I'm sexy! lol!