I am currently terrified of karma getting me after last night. Had a good 8 maybe 8.5 chatting away with me (I was blazing at this point) and then some weighty girl comes up and starts flirting away with me and won't leave me alone. So I might have told her to come back when she has lost 2 stone and had a nose job and she goes off in tears. My best mate, she then slaps me for it (the original girl thought it was funny showing she was a bit of a bitch) and I have now spent the whole day feeling incredibly guilty. In my defence, my ego was the size of France last night after I got asked if I was a model (I was looking sharp last night)
But still, I feel terrible. Time for a "My Name is Earl" moment I think