Baaaad joke mate.
All the cool people get a Desmond. 1sts are for losers, 2-1's are for people who weren't clever enough for a 1st and a 2-2 is for people who just blagged their way through while getting hammered haha. If you get a third you shouldn't have gone to Uni
Wool-dn't do that to you.
Yeah, my theory only really applies to first years to be honest. Anyone getting a 1st for a year that doesn't count is not doing it right.
Scottish unis you get two non-honours years. Nothing counts til third year.