Some chinese people singing a Hindi Song

[Indiangod]

HAHA............lolzzzzzz.........very funny man.

 

[newzolt]

Microsoft Windows 2005,hindi Version

Nice one.
Well, since this thread deals with Hindi I'd like to post a similar one here.



Our dude bill gates.......seeing the importance of india as a rising IT power announces the launching of WINDOWS 2005 in hindi version.

this is how its likely to look like.....

Hindi version of .........Khidkiyan'DoHazar paanch ( Windows 2005 ):

1.Phaail = File

2.Bachao = Save

3.Aise Bachao = Save as

4.Subko Bachao = Save All

5.Mujhe Bachao = Help

6.Dhoondo = Find

7.Firse Dhoondo = Find Again

8.Hilao = Move

9.Daak = Mail

10.Dakiya = Mailer

11.Paas se dhekho = Zoom

12.Door se dhekho = Zoom Out

13.Kholo = Open

14.Bandh Karo = Close

15.Naya = New

16.Purana/Khatara = Old

17.Badli Karo = Replace

18.Bhaago = Run

19.Chaapo = Print

20.Dekh Ke Chaapo = Print Preview

21.Nakal Utaaro/Kaapi =Copy

22.Kaato = Cut

23.Chipkao = Paste

24.Payshal Chipkao = Paste Special

25.Goli Maaro = Delete

26.Nazaara = View

27.Hatyaar = Tools

29.Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet

30.Kalti Maaro = Exit

36.Idhar-se-Udhar - Forward

Additional Softwares

4. 'This program has performed an illegal operation -
"Abort,Retry or Ignore" ? "Is karyakram ne gairkanooni kaam kiya hai -zatak
se bandkaro (abort),Koshish karte raho/Hum onge Kamyaab (retry), Goli Maro
(Ignore)"

5. MICROSOFT POWERPOINT - "AtiSukshma Mulayam ShaktiBindu"

6. MICROSOFT WORD 6 - "AtiSukshma Mulayam Shabda Cheh"

7. MICROSOFT ACCESS - "AtiSukshma Mulayam PRAVESH KI
SAMMATI"

8. FOXPRO - Lomdee mein Maahir

9. MICROSOFT ! VISUAL C++ - "AtiSukshma Mulayam Nazaaraa C adhik
hi adhik"

10. OFICE 2005 - "Karyalaya 2005 mein"

11. Internet Explorer - "Taaron ke Jaal ka Sanshodhak"

12. Lotus Notes - " Kamal ke Ruppeye"

13. ACCESS DENIED - " Ghusne ki Agya nahi"

 

[Mona brothers]

nice jokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[banana man]

interesting to say the least. Those of who
you know the eurovision song contest it looks and sound like a song from there

 

[Hariz]

Dam ,right. I didn't find it funny at all. In fact they did quite a good job at singing it. I wonder whats the fuss all about.

Yeah same here, I thought they did a pretty nice job in singing a song in another language.

 

[donkey]

ahahhhahahh
ahahahahahahahha
hahahahahahhahahah
he got me when he introduced the song

:watchtv

 

[F4rrukh]

ladki bari anjani heyy loool well if it was there first try i would say its ok ahhahah

 

[Indiangod]

Nice one.
Well, since this thread deals with Hindi I'd like to post a similar one here.



Our dude bill gates.......seeing the importance of india as a rising IT power announces the launching of WINDOWS 2005 in hindi version.

this is how its likely to look like.....

Hindi version of .........Khidkiyan'DoHazar paanch ( Windows 2005 ):

1.Phaail = File

2.Bachao = Save

3.Aise Bachao = Save as

4.Subko Bachao = Save All

5.Mujhe Bachao = Help

6.Dhoondo = Find

7.Firse Dhoondo = Find Again

8.Hilao = Move

9.Daak = Mail

10.Dakiya = Mailer

11.Paas se dhekho = Zoom

12.Door se dhekho = Zoom Out

13.Kholo = Open

14.Bandh Karo = Close

15.Naya = New

16.Purana/Khatara = Old

17.Badli Karo = Replace

18.Bhaago = Run

19.Chaapo = Print

20.Dekh Ke Chaapo = Print Preview

21.Nakal Utaaro/Kaapi =Copy

22.Kaato = Cut

23.Chipkao = Paste

24.Payshal Chipkao = Paste Special

25.Goli Maaro = Delete

26.Nazaara = View

27.Hatyaar = Tools

29.Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet

30.Kalti Maaro = Exit

36.Idhar-se-Udhar - Forward

Additional Softwares

4. 'This program has performed an illegal operation -
"Abort,Retry or Ignore" ? "Is karyakram ne gairkanooni kaam kiya hai -zatak
se bandkaro (abort),Koshish karte raho/Hum onge Kamyaab (retry), Goli Maro
(Ignore)"

5. MICROSOFT POWERPOINT - "AtiSukshma Mulayam ShaktiBindu"

6. MICROSOFT WORD 6 - "AtiSukshma Mulayam Shabda Cheh"

7. MICROSOFT ACCESS - "AtiSukshma Mulayam PRAVESH KI
SAMMATI"

8. FOXPRO - Lomdee mein Maahir

9. MICROSOFT ! VISUAL C++ - "AtiSukshma Mulayam Nazaaraa C adhik
hi adhik"

10. OFICE 2005 - "Karyalaya 2005 mein"

11. Internet Explorer - "Taaron ke Jaal ka Sanshodhak"

12. Lotus Notes - " Kamal ke Ruppeye"

13. ACCESS DENIED - " Ghusne ki Agya nahi"

Haha...........nice joke man.

 

[newzolt]

Gandhi Ki Dhoti

There was just one cinema Theatre in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a Cinema screen the owner of the theatre had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a Khaadi Dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theatre to Mahatma Gandhiji, and Named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI
Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the
Local Newspaper were:
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Hero No. 1
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Sabse Bada Khilaadi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Kuch Kuch hota hai
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Raju Ban Gaya Gentlemen
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Josh
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Joru ka Ghulam
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Mere Do Anmol Ratan
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Judwaa
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Refugee
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Tera Jadoo Chal Gaaya
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Jungle
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Hera Pheri
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Ajnabee
Gandhi kee dhoti mein Kal Hou Na Hou
Gandhi kee dhoti main Qayyamat
Gandhi kee dhoti main Out Of Control
Gandhi kee dhoti main Janasheen
Gandhi kee dhoti main Baghban
Gandhi kee dhoti main Jani Dushman
Gandhi kee dhoti main Koi Mil Gaya
Gandhi kee dhoti main Hero No. 1


Note: the only intention of this post is plain humor and no offence towards anyone is intended.This is a pure fictional post and any similarity with any incidence is unintentional.Since the joke consists of more Hindi words I have posted it here.