Some poor jokes...

Kshitiz_Indian

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That's right, some poor jokes once again from your one and only source! :p

I'll start off the list with some really irritating but sometimes laughable ones. :p


1. A man wanted to kill a bird. He tried his hardest, but he just couldn't kill the bird. What he must've done?
He pushed the bird off the roof of a building

2. Napoleon - "In my dictionary, there are no words called 'Fear', 'Impossible' and 'Tough'. A man stands up and says -
What should we do then? You should've checked it before buying it!

I'll add more as I get them around or make them. :p
 
I've got one:

What do call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

A: Nacho cheese
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

because he didn't not cross the road.
 
a really really bad one:

a man walks into a bar and says "owww"
 
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.


What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat miner.


What happens if you don't pay your exorcist?

you get repossessed.


Who was King Arthur's fattest knight?

Sir Cumference.




And I'm done XD
 
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the vegetable relay team were in training for the vegetable olympics. the potato, the broccoli and the carot were all jogging together. the tomato was behind so the potato goes back squishes the tomato and says "Ketchup"
 
Heres some.
Why did the Bubble-gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

And my favourite; Why did the Turkey cross the road?

Ive just wasted 2 seconds of your life!
 
Q: What have Usain Bolt and Martin Luther King got in common?
A:
Nothing. Don't be racist.

Q: An Irishman and a Scot walk into a bar. Who gets served first?
A:
The Irishman, because it is the Scot's turn to be designated driver.

Q: Why are there only 28 days in February and 29 in a leap year when it would be simple to even it out to a 30/31 thing by bringing some of the the 31-day months back to 30-day months?
A:
Don't ask me, but nobody seems to agree with me when I put this idea out there.
 
A man put petals on the fan and switched on the fan and then guess what happened??



























The Petals Fell down
 
Q: What have Usain Bolt and Martin Luther King got in common?
A:
Nothing. Don't be racist.

Q: An Irishman and a Scot walk into a bar. Who gets served first?
A:
The Irishman, because it is the Scot's turn to be designated driver.

Q: Why are there only 28 days in February and 29 in a leap year when it would be simple to even it out to a 30/31 thing by bringing some of the the 31-day months back to 30-day months?
A:
Don't ask me, but nobody seems to agree with me when I put this idea out there.

The first one is class.
 

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