The Animal Thread

Rubbish! Kids are brilliant. Their imagination is always going to make you laugh. First thing nephew said to me on Wednesday:

"The Dragon didn't eat me."

Brilliant.
 
Yeh, possibly i'm a simplistic person enjoying that about animals, but i really do. Snakes scare me though! And spiders. And cats. And children....but thats for another thread.

Aye Aye mate!
The only thing being that they fascinate and scare me too:p
The only snakes that scare me are the reticulated python and anaconda.These are powerful enough to kill and swallow children whole:eek:
 
Yeh i've seen a videos of snakes eating kangaroos and baby hippopotamuse. Its intense.
 
Snakes are nothing to be afraid of...unless you piss them off :p
 
Rubbish! Kids are brilliant. Their imagination is always going to make you laugh. First thing nephew said to me on Wednesday:

"The Dragon didn't eat me."

Brilliant.

Kids are nasty little buggers!
 
Kids are so cute. And easy to manipulate. That's the fun part, getting a young kid to say or act the way you want them to and have them believe that they wanted to do it :p
 
Then why are we talking about kids in an animal thread? XD
 
When I was 8, I was walking home from school once and a neighbours dog was barking at me. It was on a leash and it was tied right next to the fench and it was trying to jump over the fench (to attack me) and as I turned away, I heard a massive howl noise for a split second. I turned around and the dog had managed to jump over the fench but the leash didn't snap and the dog literally hung itself. It was dead.
 
When I was 8, I was walking home from school once and a neighbours dog was barking at me. It was on a leash and it was tied right next to the fench and it was trying to jump over the fench (to attack me) and as I turned away, I heard a massive howl noise for a split second. I turned around and the dog had managed to jump over the fench but the leash didn't snap and the dog literally hung itself. It was dead.

That is actually un-believable. Quite a tragic way for a dog to die. I wouldn't have liked to be the owner of it. To see your pet just literally hunged.
 
Is there anything funnier than watching a kitten trying to kill a puppy that is 3 times it size?
 

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