The Animal Thread

[Sureshot]

Rubbish! Kids are brilliant. Their imagination is always going to make you laugh. First thing nephew said to me on Wednesday:

"The Dragon didn't eat me."

Brilliant.

 

[Neo95]

Yeh, possibly i'm a simplistic person enjoying that about animals, but i really do. Snakes scare me though! And spiders. And cats. And children....but thats for another thread.

Aye Aye mate!
The only thing being that they fascinate and scare me too
The only snakes that scare me are the reticulated python and anaconda.These are powerful enough to kill and swallow children whole

 

[.::Stevo::.]

Yeh i've seen a videos of snakes eating kangaroos and baby hippopotamuse. Its intense.

 

[Niv]

Snakes are nothing to be afraid of...unless you piss them off

 

[Simbazz]

Rubbish! Kids are brilliant. Their imagination is always going to make you laugh. First thing nephew said to me on Wednesday:

"The Dragon didn't eat me."

Brilliant.

Kids are nasty little buggers!

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Kids are so cute. And easy to manipulate. That's the fun part, getting a young kid to say or act the way you want them to and have them believe that they wanted to do it

 

[Niv]

Then why are we talking about kids in an animal thread? XD

 

[jordox]

Then why are we talking about kids in an animal thread? XD

Animal...kid....Difference?

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

You've been a kid sometimes yourself!

 

[jordox]

You've been a kid sometimes yourself!

Nope, never.

 

[Simbazz]

Animal...kid....Difference?

Least you understand my worries

 

[aussie_ben91]

When I was 8, I was walking home from school once and a neighbours dog was barking at me. It was on a leash and it was tied right next to the fench and it was trying to jump over the fench (to attack me) and as I turned away, I heard a massive howl noise for a split second. I turned around and the dog had managed to jump over the fench but the leash didn't snap and the dog literally hung itself. It was dead.

 

[Niv]

So...you're a cat person then? XD

 

[punterpupnroy]

When I was 8, I was walking home from school once and a neighbours dog was barking at me. It was on a leash and it was tied right next to the fench and it was trying to jump over the fench (to attack me) and as I turned away, I heard a massive howl noise for a split second. I turned around and the dog had managed to jump over the fench but the leash didn't snap and the dog literally hung itself. It was dead.

That is actually un-believable. Quite a tragic way for a dog to die. I wouldn't have liked to be the owner of it. To see your pet just literally hunged.

 

[Sureshot]

Is there anything funnier than watching a kitten trying to kill a puppy that is 3 times it size?