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Haha... Brilliant work Sid. The reason why we couldn't hit was Suren Anna gave us Tuaha's bat which was hardly 3 inches :mad
 
This abysmal commentary is dedicated to Sid for bringing the revolution of comic commentary into CCPC.

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Hello Everone and Welcome to the Sydney Cricket Ground for a test match between Lightning Lions and Wild Wolverines. I'm your host Aamir welcoming you. Yes my dear friends you aren't badly drunk nor you are sleepy and it aint Christmas yet, I'm back on public demand. My fans' wait is over. Well about the pitch it has adequate amount of grass and the overhead conditions will help the ball to seam around. They pitch will be harder to play as the match proceeds, its 50-50 on what you choose to do.

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Wolverines captain won the toss and his ace bowler Sid wanted Wolverines to bowl first but the coach wanted the team to Bat. They had a toss and Suren won it and Wolverines decided to bat. It was later that Sid ame to know that the toss had heads on both the sides.

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The Lions bowlers had a grin on their face and they looked like they are going to do something sneaky. The Wolverines openers were at the crease. Mad Snake was running as is he couldn't get over the hibernation. Thanks to ICC Rules that wides aren't called that often becuase the 1st ball was wayward. Mad Snake ran in again and pulled of just before reaching the crease and acted as he is returning which led ansariaamir_leo to gear up again like Dhoni does before every ball but out of no where Mad Snake threw the ball at the stumps and the appeal of Lions awakened the sleeping umpire who gave ansariaamir_leo out. Lions were clearly taking full advantage of the sleepy umpire. Lions sneaked a wicket again and this time the bowler was Neo95. Zohaib was marking his middle stump when Neo95 threw the ball at his bat and KX caught it. The umpire woke up, raised his finger and went to sleep again. What a crap arrangement by the home team. The Lions should've paid more and get a better umpire. In came Shubhrayu and the crowd started to laugh. First they clapped for his bravery that he came out to face seamers without a helmet but later they realized that he had such a big bandage to support his head that no helmet in the world could fit his head in it. The Wolverines bastmen were struggling because of the sleepy umpire who raised his finger whenever he woke up in between. They only one batsman benefitted by it was Scion Sid whom was friends with the umpire as they were the only 2 members of the sleep whole year community at orkut and the umpire never game him out. But the Lions sneaked again, when an appeal was raised against Sid, Giggity took full advantage of his short size, sat on umpire's belly and raised his finger. Still the Wolverines managed 255 runs. Highlander999 being the top scorer with 54 runs followed by Sid who thanks to the sleepy community scored 43 runs.

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The Lions openers were out to bat but before that they arranged a bed for the umpire who fell deep asleep even before the innings started. Sid kicked and woke up the umpire before delivering the ball to make sure he's not sleeping while he appeals. And it paid off. Sid dismissed Karachi Xpress. Cricketplayer55 came in to bowl and yet another Wolverine player with a big bandage. That bandage is so big that he can't even run with it. The Wolverines decided that a fielder will carry him and run the run up for him every over. That seemed tiring for the fielders but cricketplayer55 enjoyed the ride but couldn't generate pace behind the delivery. The bandage was proving costly for the Wolverines as Shubhrayu and Khalek dropped half a dozen catches and gave away runs in misfield. The misfielded runs acumulated for more than the Lions batsmen scored. All the Lions batsmen have seemed to be enjoying their batting and scored runs. Lions declared after 20/20 Pro reached his century, at the score of 431/5. Giggity being the high scorer of the innings with 123 runs. The Wolverines trail by 176 runs at the end of 1st innings.


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2nd innings will be updated tomorrow. No the match hasn't been abandoned nor there is a rain delay but the umpire fell into deep sleep and hopefully is expected to wake up tomorrow :)
 
Very well bowled guys :rolleyes:

I think we have no chances of winning this match, either we lose or draw it. Nice presentaion Aamir, it was funny but wait screw you I never dropped any catch!!! :p
 
Lol at the sleeping umpire. Match is in our control but lets see how it develops. Nice batting by 20/20 Pro and Giggity. Hilarious update aamir.
 
@ Khalek : Thanks. You did drop catches. The ball hit your bandage several times and you don't even know :p

@ Amiya : Thanks :)
 
Lol Aamir. That umpire was actually awake more than what he had been for last 3 years.
 
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