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[ZoraxDoom]

Sign on fee: 5000 vcash
Captaincy fee: 2500 vcash
Win bonus: 100 vcash
Wicket bonus: 20 vcash
Run bonus: 5 vcash
Title bonus: 1000 vcash

I don't have the stats with me, but I reckon a good 50K should cover it.

 

[Gaurav_7]

@User - That's lame

That's all I get for being such a fan of this team.

 

[Aditya]

Making runs bonus : -50000

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We'll pay you, don't worry but there is a deal, I get some cash from LES as well.

 

[barmyarmy]

Ok Zorax gets 50k for actually doing what he was asked and naming a figure

 

[ZoraxDoom]

 

[Abhas]

I dozed off for a few months....

 

[barmyarmy]

It's ok - you were at fine leg so no-one noticed.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Oi, where's my money biatch.

 

[barmyarmy]

Matt hasn't sent it to me yet.

 

[barmyarmy]

Right I've worked out what you're all worth and frankly it's bad news.
Zorax, real contract bonus value 1300, asked for and got 50 grand so more fool the rest of you for not asking me before I checked the figures.
I am going to make a special award to the leading wicket taker. He's getting 500k.

 

[Simbazz]

Good evening team, I believe I got lost for the second half of the season. Can anyone recap? I believe I was hitting centuries for fun in the first half, more of the same?

BTW, Colin, you owe me, well I'm not bothered about the vCash. I am bothered however about that one night, you know the one where you plied me with drinks...I'm still walking like John Wayne.

 

[barmyarmy]

According to the slightly strange stats that Matt posted you didn't hit a century...
Knew I should have just kept the stats myself. I might do them once I have time as Matt's seem to be mostly fiction (all those resims when TLSP lost ).

 

[Simbazz]

I've basically been missing since the break so I've no idea whats going on now, is there going to be a second season?

 

[barmyarmy]

The OD stats are correct. I've just updated my copy. A few little gems for everyone:

Most 6s hit: Simbazz (11)
Most 4s hit: Insomniac (41)
Most runs scored: Simbazz (401)
Best S/R: Kshitiz Indian (125.6) [two innings minimum]
Most Not Outs: Highlander999 (5)
Most ducks: Zorax/Varun/harrisb (2)
Most 100s: Insomniac (1)
Most 50s: Simbazz (3)
Highest score: Insomniac (114)
Highest average: Highlander999 (63.5)
Worst S/R: Ollie_H (85.8) [pure bats only]
Dismissed most times: Simbazz (9)
Dismissed fewest times: barmyarmy (1) [min 4 innings]
Worst average pure bat: Kshitiz Indian (27.0) [min 2 innings]
Failed to score a run: Abhas, harrisb, Dwayne Leverock

Most wickets taken: barmyarmy (14)
Best E/R: Varun (4.99) [min 100 balls]
Worst E/R: Abhas (7.27) [min 100 balls]
Wicketless: harrisb
Most maidens: Zorax, Varun (2)
Most balls bowled: Varun (315)
Most runs conceded: barmyarmy (300)
Best bowling innings: barmyarmy (6-0-38-5)
Best S/R: barmyarmy (20.2)
Best average: barmyarmy (21.4)

I'll do the FC ones at some point seeing as those are the ones that are wrong.

 

[barmyarmy]

All averages (also in the first post):