The Funniest Thing that happened to You
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CerealKiller
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I smashed my head into the goal post while playing football and fell over the goalkeeper. The other team scored
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Went to the lavatory before an important meeting but managed to tuck the back of my skirt into my tights (pantyhose some call them). My boss was the one who brought this to my attention, very embarrassing to say the least.
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This is the truth and I'm still unsure what powers I had to do it.
I was out for a drink with some friends when the pub pool shark had already beaten everyone in the pub one of my male friends received a phone call and had to leave but it was his turn but he couldn't play so instead I was nominated to play. I just don't really play pool. Everything I hit went down and I thrashed him. The look on the guys face was as if he had seen a ghost, he left the pub with embarrassment. To this day I don't know what happened I'm still rubbish at pool.
I was out for a drink with some friends when the pub pool shark had already beaten everyone in the pub one of my male friends received a phone call and had to leave but it was his turn but he couldn't play so instead I was nominated to play. I just don't really play pool. Everything I hit went down and I thrashed him. The look on the guys face was as if he had seen a ghost, he left the pub with embarrassment. To this day I don't know what happened I'm still rubbish at pool.
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With hindsight it's pretty funny.
Mum and Dad used to keep cask wine in the fridge. Once they were having a glass and I asked if I could have one. They said no but being the quite tall enterprising kid of 2 and a half I managed to reach it and sneak a glass or 2.
It happened a few times before they realised that their 2.5/3yo wasn't sick, I was hungover. One of my earliest memories is laying on the couch watching Sesame Street hungover.
Mum and Dad used to keep cask wine in the fridge. Once they were having a glass and I asked if I could have one. They said no but being the quite tall enterprising kid of 2 and a half I managed to reach it and sneak a glass or 2.
It happened a few times before they realised that their 2.5/3yo wasn't sick, I was hungover. One of my earliest memories is laying on the couch watching Sesame Street hungover.
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At two years old? Damn that's just insane
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Until a few hours back, I couldn't think of a single thing worth posting here.
Then all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I was home alone with only my dogs for company and it was approaching dusk. Went outside to answer the door, it was just someone who had come over to deliver a letter in my name. Just as I stepped outside to sign the necessary documents provided by the guy, the door behind me slammed shut due to the force of the wind coming in through the open windows inside my apartment, and the locks got activated somehow! I had left the key to my apartment inside and had basically nothing with me. Not even my phone. Luckily, one of my neighbors were kind enough to lend me one so I could call up the local locksmith. Had to spend the next two and a half hours locked out of my own house while people outside gave me embarrassing smiles, before he finally showed and helped get me back inside. Phew, what a relief!
Life is so funny sometimes.
Then all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I was home alone with only my dogs for company and it was approaching dusk. Went outside to answer the door, it was just someone who had come over to deliver a letter in my name. Just as I stepped outside to sign the necessary documents provided by the guy, the door behind me slammed shut due to the force of the wind coming in through the open windows inside my apartment, and the locks got activated somehow! I had left the key to my apartment inside and had basically nothing with me. Not even my phone. Luckily, one of my neighbors were kind enough to lend me one so I could call up the local locksmith. Had to spend the next two and a half hours locked out of my own house while people outside gave me embarrassing smiles, before he finally showed and helped get me back inside. Phew, what a relief!
Life is so funny sometimes.
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I went to a picnic at Chennab River with my uncle when I was young.
The river had literally no water :P it was dried. I went in the river (dried river. no water) I got myself stuck in the quicksand. I was very scared and the quicksand was sucking me slowly. My uncle was there and he tried to pull me out of it. But my legs were fully under the sand by that time and I had no idea what was happening. My uncle then pulled me out with other random guy and I was in a shock and was smilling. After that I washed my legs and we went to a restraunt to eat something.
Life is funny and dangerous. :|
The river had literally no water :P it was dried. I went in the river (dried river. no water) I got myself stuck in the quicksand. I was very scared and the quicksand was sucking me slowly. My uncle was there and he tried to pull me out of it. But my legs were fully under the sand by that time and I had no idea what was happening. My uncle then pulled me out with other random guy and I was in a shock and was smilling. After that I washed my legs and we went to a restraunt to eat something.
Life is funny and dangerous. :|
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In my school , some months ago... There was a function coming and the teacher was looking for participants.she came to our class I was standing cause i couldn't see in the reflection so I didn't know why were they there.They thought i wanted to participate.When they asked my name for it.I didn't know what's going on.Whole class was shouting my name. Then they picked me and i was like 0_0.It was a dance performance.One of my friends also participated cause of me. To be Continued
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After Weeks Of training we were not ready and at the rehearsal i screwed up badly.. Teacher was so angry next day was the event.We did good.
A month later
She needed us again to perform the same act at another place. So it was a little bit not like the previous one.We had to walk the whole ground. All the Participants.My friend was absent that day he said i cant participate so it was only me in KPK Province the other one was with the gymnastics team and another one left.. So At that day i was alone That wired walking with________________Connection Interrupted______________________
And then i had to dance alone probably the most wierd ,Amazing,Funny adventure.Though was angry at some parts..
Dipak
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Some random advertising guys came to my school when I was in 8th grade. They made us fill a from with Name, Address, Sex blah blah. In the sex column in wrote Interested just for fun. My class teacher actually read the forms and thanks to my horrible luck, she saw my form. Whole class burst into laughter, I got sent to the principal lmao xD
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