The rhyme all the time thread

[puddleduck]

I could have sworn that England were good at cricket,
Yet they nearly all seem walking wickets,
Why can they not play the spinners,
Kp against a left-armer?
There's only one winner.

I wonder why it's all going wrong?
Lack of talent, or just out of song,
they really must try to sort this out,
Unable to play in alien conditions?
Even their own fans might now shout..

 

[RPHKR]

Win or lose..
Who cares?
Where there is an over-dose,
No one dares.

 

[barmyarmy]

I'm in danger of making a call
So make sure you're listening y'all
Not rhyming can get your post canned
And even though it won't get you banned
If what you post rhymes but is poor
There's a chance that I'll show it the door
So remember to plan out your verse
Cos I don't want this thread to get worse.

 

[puddleduck]

Note to self, must do better,
rhythm and flow nailed to the letter,
Come on people, up your game,
Though to fail, there is no shame.

 

[barmyarmy]

There's no shame
but there's pain
as I delete it again

 

[puddleduck]

Heh, ha, ho, hum,
Colin rules with an iron thumb,
Make it rhyme and you will see,
He really is, quite lovely.

 

[sami ullah khan]

All these threats are scaring me
The Bard in me though, is daring me
so Sir colin do I pass the Test
Though I know this is not the best

 

[barmyarmy]

If you're not sure quite what to do
Then take the time and read back through
The rhyme you've posted there does just fine
It's not even close to the magic line
I don't get why peeps find rhyming so hard
Anyone who tries can write like a bard

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I don't like the word bard
Rhyming with it is...hard.
I'd rather find a simpler word
Like me or I or door or cord.

 

[Papa_Smurf]

Hardest word to rhyme is Smurf
Cos nothing works except turf
Oh, forgot about Papa
Boy, is that a tough-a
Ha, guess I'm a total nerf

 

[puddleduck]

Oh how wrong you are my mate,
A word that rhymes with you I'll state,
You see my friend that they call Papa,
Is all together rather dapper

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A fine hat upon his head,
Like his trousers coloured Red.

 

[barmyarmy]

I'm from Essex so I can
rhyme words that don't quite scan
In your case cos your name if smurf
I wonder if you was blue at birth
Or if you is old like a real Papa
Maybe you know that guy Frank Zappa.

 

[sami ullah khan]

So what do u think Papa Smurf
will 250 lead be quite enough
For The English to taste defeat
Kevin LBW Herath will surely repeat

 

[ZoraxDoom]

England really suck at Cricket
It's just that Australia suck more
And India are plain awful
Don't know how they're the top 4.

 

[pcfan123]