The 'Skinner's Den (Shahid Afridi wiki)

[The Blazer]

***ALERT ALL AFRIDI SYMPATHISERS & ASSORTED LUNATICS***

Do you have an unnatural and embarrassing craving for blood? Upon seeing a goat, do you have an uncontrollable urge to skin it alive with malicious intent, gibbering to yourself insanely as you do so?

...Even if you don't, why not pay the 'Skinner's Den a visit- A wiki that takes a darkly comical look at Shahid Afridi and all things cricket. We've just started up, so we're looking for all sorts of creative people who, by contributing, can help lay the foundations for this wiki. Even if that doesn't tickle your fancy, having an innocent look around won't do you (much) harm and you may even find yourself chuckling at an article!

http://goat-skinner.wetpaint.com/

 

[6 x Afridi]

omg

that site is scaring me

especially kumbles "after" face

 

[Leggie]

Euuh! One of the photos on images is disgusting!

 

[shravi]

Sorry dude, but one of the images is just too disturbing for me...

 

[Cricketman]

Dude you have problems, i'm sorry.

"Blood, violence, afridi"

Dude he's just a cricketer.

And diabetic goat intestines?

 

[The Blazer]

Dude you have problems, i'm sorry.

"Blood, violence, afridi"

Dude he's just a cricketer.

And diabetic goat intestines?

Amazing reaction!

Our sole purpose is to get people disturbed.

Just a cricketer? Wait till the 'Skinner hears this...You better sleep with one eye open.

 

[Neo95]

Brilliant photos you got there sonEnough to make a female faint.

 

[The Blazer]

Where is the Pakistani contingent? We need you guys. :P

We have forums as well now:

The Skinner's Den :: Index

 

[siddharth2002]

seems like an Uncyclopedia hack job. Doesn't amuse much actually.

 

[The Blazer]

seems like an Uncyclopedia hack job. Doesn't amuse much actually.

It's a wiki, which is what Uncyclopedia is as well, so I can see how you made the correlation. Thing is though bro, aside from a few articles, Uncyco lacks a dedicated cricket section.

 

[Cricketman]

The video's audio has been removed, btw.

 

[The Blazer]

The video's audio has been removed, btw.

Yeah, WMG have been cracking down on videos that include audio that they own; in this case, Down with the Sickness.

A high quality version (with sound!) can be downloaded from the forums.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I don't get it. You call him a homosexual goat molester, and you are supposed to be his fans?

 

[The Blazer]

Long story...

I suggest you browse around if you want the complete picture, but here's a little extract I wrote on the forums:

"a tribute to the savage goat-skinner of our times- Shahibzada Mohammad Shahid Khan Afridi. We aren't talking about the dashing young cricketer Shahid Afridi, but rather his most unsavoury fictional alter ego.

His main hobbies (disorders) include skinning goats, relentlessly crusading against the bearded ones ever since the disloyalty of his mother and occasionally playing cricket."

I know it is a pretty radical concept and if you weren't there at the birth of 'Beastology', then you probably wouldn't get it. It would be very difficult to summarise (as our own understanding is always changing and evolving as new material is written), but at its most basic level, it is an absurd exaggeration of the violent tendencies that Shahid displays on the cricket pitch; i.e. pitch-tampering, wielding bat at spectator like a caveman, Gambhir incident, etc.

You may even go as far as suggesting that much of the material is satirical in essence, highlighting not only the ICC's abolishment of match rivalry and atmosphere in the name of the 'spirit of the game', but also the wider context- humanity's insensitivity towards violence and death in today's world.

We have written literally a library's worth of material on the goat-skinner; not even 1% of the work is up on the site yet. But if you want an introduction into Beastology and all the bizarre ideas, I seriously recommend that you read the following fan-fiction story written by Raz on a duel between Shahid Afridi and Kevin Pietersen:

Kevin Pietersen - The 'Skinner's Den

 

[rahuldravidfan]

^ Interesting article/rant. Funny in parts. Disturbing otherwise.