User Pictures Thread

[Ollie_H]

They better have been good lips and body.

 

[evertonfan]

I wouldn't have remembered if they weren't would I?

 

[Ollie_H]

Ahh touche

 

[evertonfan]

Ah what a night that was though. I even remember pulling a girl for my mate too because he didn't have the bottle to ask her lol. "'scuse me love, me mate over there thinks your right fit so let me buy you a drink on his behalf".

Hardly one of my est chat up lines, but it made my mate very happy.

 

[Deleted member 13648]

Which pair of lips do you remember, Matt?

 

[evertonfan]

The ones that abide by the forum rules of course.

However, if this was an MSN convo then I remember the other ones too...

Moving swiftly on! How nice and curly is my friends hair?

 

[Leicester Fox]

How many girls did you impregnate? If you got 11 you can join mine and phils footy comp.

 

[Deleted member 13648]

You're mates hair is indeed curley and lovely, but that doesn't take away from the fact that he has a girly name.

I should really get a new snap up on here. This time the penis in the picture will be less chalky.

 

[evertonfan]

If I impregnated any i'm sueing Durex.

I like this one. Best things in life are free. Sleep is one of these things;

 

[Sureshot]

Guys, I am watching this like a hawk, so just be careful.

I don't think I have any more recent ones of me. Last one would have been the one with the Aston...

 

[Deleted member 13648]

All things in life are free if you're scouse though to be fair

 

[zimrahil]

Keep the sex talk out of this thead and leave it in your MSN convos :

 

[evertonfan]

No matter Sureshot, when I try to picture you I just end up thinking of the fella from Red Dwarf in your avvie anyway.

 

[.Mob]

The more I think about it the more I think you look like Peter Petrelli from heroes.

No, no, no, we all know he is Ryan ten Doeschate V2!

 

[Deleted member 13648]

Spitting image yeah, apart from the fact it looks nothing like him.