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Damn, can you at least grow a beard or something Mark? You don't fit my average Texas male Stereotype. Grow a beard or something or else the redneck jokes just wont work :noway
 
Was your dog taking the pictures? Seems surprising he wasn't with you for once, haha. Should've given him a go at jet skiing..
 
-D-S-B- said:
Damn, can you at least grow a beard or something Mark? You don't fit my average Texas male Stereotype. Grow a beard or something or else the redneck jokes just wont work :noway
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Well he used to chew tobacco. How's that for Texas? :D
 
Never heard of the bearded Texas sterotype, lol maybe you are thinking of hillbillies from the mid west.

Perhaps a little rugged stubble might be in order but the lady does not care for facial hair :)

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blake said:
Was your dog taking the pictures? Seems surprising he wasn't with you for once, haha. Should've given him a go at jet skiing..
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I had to leave him at home :(
 
CaptainOZ said:
Well he used to chew tobacco. How's that for Texas?
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Yeah I know it would awesome if he still does. But he refuses to tell me whether he quit or not. (Talking like he's not even here :p) He's watching, he's always watching :spy

Mark said:
Never heard of the bearded Texas sterotype, lol maybe you are thinking of hillbillies from the mid west.
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Yeah it's just one of those images I get in my head. Ginger beard, chewing on a long piece of grass, spitting tobacco and brewing moonshine! :laugh
 
Yea that is not at all Texan buddy, you are thinking of coon ass hicks from Mississipi or Missouri,

Texan stereotypes are more along the lines of Cowboy/Rancher with a big ass truck and a shotty in the back.

Unfortunately I just realized, I have a truck, a shotty and I still chew tobacco so maybe I am a stereotype :facepalm
 
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Didn't he blur out his face, or it was just of the seat? I'm sure he wasn't recognisable.
Jet Ski's are cooler anyway :p
 
I remember he showed his face cause I thought what an ugly bastard he was

:D

(He can't slag me off cause he thinks I'm well built and I might pull his head off :p)
 
Unfortunately it's true Mark, by Tom's reckoning if you have used less than 5 hair products in the past week you are officially ugly
 
Highlander999 said:
I remember he showed his face cause I thought what an ugly bastard he was

:D

(He can't slag me off cause he thinks I'm well built and I might pull his head off :p)
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well he is american: image and perception is everything to him.

me? I know I'm no looker, but luckily I'm British. What with binge drinking and people being too polite to offend Britain is by far the best place in the world to not look so great.
 
Yea I did post it, had longer hair then. Ill see if I can dig it up again and if you really want to see it, PM me and ill send you a link.

I just did not want to post it here because there are too many people from really dodgy countries and I don't want someone circulating pictures of me on the internet pretending to be me.
 
I don't think we have many Nigerians here pretending to be my long lost cousin who happens to have ?15,000,000 he wants to give me ;)
 
Lol and as for Tom being well built, I reckon I could take you Tom, any day of the week and twice on Sunday

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Highlander999 said:
I don't think we have many Nigerians here pretending to be my long lost cousin who happens to have ?15,000,000 he wants to give me ;)
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Haha perhaps not, but we have lots of pathetic young "certains" who like to "take pictures of girls and post on Orkut and Pretend they are girlfriend"

Don't even want to know what they would do with my picture :p
 
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