Team Thread Xtremely Xplicit | Stopping the unstoppables!

[Deleted member 46200]

Just like all their matches, this will be totally lost on them

My brain is beginning to hurt sorry... My inferior female brain is beginning to bubble may have to lye down and think of kittens.

 

[zimrahil]

may have to lye down and think of kittens.

so you are actually going to be thinking about Landsliders, sorry I mean pussy cats?

 

[Deleted member 46200]

so you are actually going to be thinking about Landsliders, sorry I mean pussy cats?

No!!! I thinking of chickens... But of the male variety... ???

 

[El Loco]

Ah that smell of freshly trimmed turf. I live for it. Roaming in the free, open space of the outdoors, it's a feeling unparalleled.

 

[zimrahil]

Ah that smell of freshly trimmed turf. I live for it. Roaming in the free, open space of the outdoors, it's a feeling unparalleled.

are these diary entries from a recent landsliders team building trip?

 

[El Loco]

I was once on a plane when a woman who was sat next to me asked , 'What's the matter with my tomatoes?' I answered, 'Well...it's a bit difficult to see them from here love!' She took offence and said, 'I was only trying to be friendly'.

 

[Deleted member 46200]

are these diary entries from a recent landsliders team building trip?

Now that must have been a right old laugh you can hear the silence from here... Many a Perrier water downed and fondant fancy or two....[DOUBLEPOST=1503689389][/DOUBLEPOST]

I was once on a plane when a woman who was sat next to me asked , 'What's the matter with my tomatoes?' I answered, 'Well...it's a bit difficult to see them from here love!' She took offence and said, 'I was only trying to be friendly'.

I remember you!!! You had your hand on my knee and stole my bottle of vodka... !

What was wrong with my breasts... ???

 

[zimrahil]

I remember you!!! You had your hand on my knee and stole my bottle of vodka... !

What was wrong with my breasts... ???

Annnnnnnd....................at this point I am politely withdrawing from this convo, love you both. byeeeeee

 

[Deleted member 46200]

Annnnnnnd....................at this point I am politely withdrawing from this convo, love you both. byeeeeee

Is that the thumb... ?

 

[zimrahil]

Is that the thumb... ?

you know I like you but..............yes

 

[El Loco]

Now that must have been a right old laugh you can hear the silence from here... Many a Perrier water downed and fondant fancy or two....[DOUBLEPOST=1503689389][/DOUBLEPOST]
I remember you!!! You had your hand on my knee and stole my bottle of vodka... !

What was wrong with my breasts... ???

Ehhh nope don't think so. I only fly first class I'm afraid! Horticulturists do not lower themselves to the commoners. I must say though jolly good showww.

are these diary entries from a recent landsliders team building trip?

Oh hello there! That wasn't there before. Had a change in mind of rebuttal did we?

 

[zimrahil]

Oh hello there! That wasn't there before. Had a change in mind of rebuttal did we?

Don't know what you are talking about now answer my question - and as usual you dodged Caz's probing one.................

 

[El Loco]

Don't know what you are talking about now answer my question - and as usual you dodged Caz's probing one.................

Caz wants to probe me??? I think I'll pass thanks! I know what you lot are like!

 

[zimrahil]

Caz wants to probe me??? I think I'll pass thanks! I know what you lot are like!

Exactly, you enjoyed it previously, no different this time?

 

[El Loco]

Exactly, you enjoyed it previously, no different this time?

Defo watching what I drink next time! You obviously slipped something in my Carbonated San Pelligrino!