Team Thread Xtremely Xplicit | Stopping the unstoppables!

[zimrahil]

Cool. But you guys will fall short in your budget while PC players auction.

But you are basing that on one auction, plus you don't know our budgeting caps

 

[Deleted member 46200]

Hi XX
Just checking in to let you all know not to worry.
Your failed attempt of a press release will not effect your player ratings.
Stongs for tomorrow's Star player auction.

Sincerely yours
Rudi

Yeah you wanted it to fail and it did!

Please remind me of the advert failure at the end of the season just to see your egotistical faces drop as if you've been sucking on lemons, these plans are long term for the short term... Be afraid boys!!!

 

[CerealKiller]

Pleased to be playing for the OD champs

 

[Deleted member 46200]

Pleased to be playing for the OD champs

I'm sure the reserves will welcome you with open arms if the under 15 girls don't first... !!!

 

[CerealKiller]

I'm sure the reserves will welcome you with open arms if the under 15 girls don't first... !!!

Well, it seems like i am one of your best rated batsmen, so it will be hard to keep me on the bench

 

[zimrahil]

Well, it seems like i am one of your best rated batsmen, so it will be hard to keep me on the bench

have you washed all the whites yet

 

[Deleted member 46200]

have you washed all the whites yet

Err... Maybe not all the whites...!

 

[CerealKiller]

have you washed all the whites yet

Do pyjamas count?

 

[zimrahil]

Err... Maybe not all the whites...!

Oh, thought we were hands on in this team..![DOUBLEPOST=1505240715][/DOUBLEPOST]

Do pyjamas count?

Well like to think I look good in pyjamas but not bowling in them ..!

 

[zimrahil]

so we had a travelling artist at our ground today during a practise session and here's their caricature of XX's own demon leggie @SweetCaroline

she was under pressure to perform as her girl hood idol was on hand to pass on some tips

 

[Deleted member 46200]

so we had a travelling artist at our ground today during a practise session and here's their caricature of XX's own demon leggie @SweetCaroline

she was under pressure to perform as her girl hood idol was on hand to pass on some tips

You are so gonna get it... !!! Bone head MacGill is not my idol. And, I'm not blonde.

 

[zimrahil]

You are so gonna get it... !!! Bone head MacGill is not my idol. And, I'm not blonde.

Ahem, and here they are together after the training session in the bar, rumours are they exchanged numbers..?

whatever it was, Caz had an extra zip in her step the next day and was unplayable....

 

[Deleted member 46200]

Ahem, and here they are together after the training session in the bar, rumours are they exchanged numbers..?

whatever it was, Caz had an extra zip in her step the next day and was unplayable....

That's clever... Maybe he was asking for some PR advice... ?

 

[CerealKiller]

Well like to think I look good in pyjamas but not bowling in them ..!

It's getting cold, so better to put them on underneath the kit. And i am very lazy anyway, will save the hassle to take them off every morning

 

[El Loco]

Pleased to be playing for the OD champs

Ah look who it is! The guy who has thanked all of my insults directed at this sorry excuse for a team.
Good luck trying to explain that to your new employers...