2025 ICC Champions Trophy | The Lottery - The Devil works hard but Say Jhah works harder

A portal opens, through the haze out steps a handsome young man. Smokes drifts away and his face becomes clear.

Back from the forbidden zone where he has been imprisoned for 12 months, with news and words of wisdom....


Say Jhah: People say that the ICC is useless at organising tournaments. But aren't you pleased that you always know India and Pakistan will play each other? That England and Australia will play each other?

The happininess of the cricketing world depends on it.

Some people say we should have seeds. To that, I say: seeds are for growing things.

Some people say we should have a draw. To that, I say: drawers are for keeping your junk together.

Some people say we should let people volunteer to take part, then get them to use a random number generator to select a random number which shall determine, randomly, which team shall represent them ONLY after a random list of teams has been randomised nine times over. To that, I say: what a capital idea!

And so it begins.

Dancing queen, 17: @Till Valhalla

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