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The Three Tests A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees it's filled to the brim with ?10 notes. He estimates there must be thousands of pounds in it. He approaches the barman and asks. 'What's up with the jar?' 'Well, you pay ?10 and if you...

Pleased to see that Durham have progressed. Good batting effort from Patel for Notts though & I read he also claimed 3 for 27 including the wicket of Benkenstein - sounds like he deserved to be in the winning side. Any other Durham followers on the forum or will I be ploughing a lone furrow ?

And finally... A wee Scottish joke from the Western Isles A young man called Calum Ian Macaulay from Carloway wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Uig. Calum consulted with his sister and decided...

Fore .... A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the Wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS7OnTdJUVY&feature=related This is an all time personal favourite of mine ... 6 minutes and 26 secs of bliss that is 30 years old now but which in my humble opinion has stood the test of time pretty well ...:)

I'm a fairweather golfer which in the Highlands might only mean half a dozen games a summer is why I don't join anywhere Tom at the moment but having said that I might join a local course soon in an effort to improve as I love the game... I'm just hopelessly inconsistent ..

I don't have a membership anywhere at the moment Highlander to get one but tbh I would be around the 20 mark at best ... What about yourself ?

Screen name Saltireyeken AKA Atholl Fav Sports Cricket, Golf, Football, National Hunt Racing. Fav Teams Scotland, Durham CCC Likes Playing or watching sport, predominantly the first three as I'm too big to be a jockey anyway and I struggle to stay upright on a pony .. I may mislead...

Thanks Highlander good to hear there a few Scottish cricket fans on the boards :thumbs if you head up to Aberdeen good luck with the :working

Thankyou for the endorsement at this early stage of my posting career ... I hope not to let you down .... having said that....here I go ....In the earnest hope I'm not digging a hole for myself I don't know what flaming is ... I work on the basis that you can either face up to your own...

cheers Jaz ... I'll have a read round the various threads first for a day or two before I throw myself into the main body of the kirk ... hope to be here posting on a regular basis ... subject to Test Cricket, Twenty20, The Derby, The Open, Euro 2008 or an International call up ... :thumbs

Thanks for the welcome Sid, Salti will do the job as a handle cheers .... I've a soft spot for the Celtics myself, why the Ducks avatar tho ?

I guess this is as good a place as any to "delurk" after registering so hello to you all wherever you stay ... Thought I'd join a cricket forum as although I played in school many years ago I played football all through my teens twenties, thirties... and err... here I am in my early forties...