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This might be an old one but I'll tell it anyway... Ricky Ponting and Shane Warne are walking off the ground for lunch during a test match and punter says to Warnie, "Mate, me and the boys are a bit worried about you." Warnie replies "What about?" Ponting says "Well what's with the...

Man who walk thru swinging door is going to Bangkok... Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Mary had a little lamb.

A man comes out from the bedroom one morning to find his blonde wife sitting at the table with a big mess on the table. "Honey," she says "I'm trying to do this jigsaw. There's a picture of a rooster on the box but all the pieces are the same colour. Can you help me?" "OK..." says the man...

When I was six I used to play doctors and nurses with the girl next door. She was about thirteen.

Codies isn't going to be making any more cricket games. They have passed on the licensing to Red Mile Entertainment. Codies can't be bothered now trying to get the licensing done through the ICC. Its too hard for them and would be damn expensive. It won't be called Brian Lara International...

Yep totally agree with you there. Actually I quite like the new batting confidence and stamina bars. It gives a nice look to the game instead of having something taking up the whole side of the screen. I hope the scorecard animation changes to the batsmen scores, run rate, runs needed to win...

What about Katich? He's back on form again. He should fill in for the ever injured Hayden.

I'm going out on a limb and I'm gonna do BLIC05 - Can Australia take the ICC Champions trophy? I'll post screen shots and scores after each match. I thought I'd do this for all the fans who still play BLIC 05.

When are we playing next match and who are we against?

Don't you just love internet humour... classic stuff.:D

What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? She opens the car door.

Ken oath mayte.

I like Sreesanth's routine. Calm down, good strong bowl. Kiss chain, rub arm bracelets, kiss chain again, rub arm bracelets etc etc lol

Scare Tactics. There was this girl who had to help out at a lab. The doctor said it was his own clinic since he lost his job at the hospital because they 'didn't agree' with what he was doing. Next thing these guys come in and one guy goes thru to the operating room. Next thing she hears...

My favorite cars are anything with a HOLDEN badge on it.

Sequel - Don't mess with the Borat. lol

I know when there's a big storm coming cause all the dogs in the area start barking then the lightning and thunder starts woofing back.

After a lot of thought and discussion I've come to the conclusion that on Dec 21, 2012, global warming is going to come to a point when we are going to feel the effects of it HARD on that date. P.S. Not trying to make anyone panic, this is my opinion and not to be taken literally.