Pak_cricketer
Chairman of Selectors
>A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
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>woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
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>entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the
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>store ONLY ONCE !
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>There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
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>shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may
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>choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
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>floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
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>buildi! ng! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .
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>On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
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>Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
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>The second floor sign reads:
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>Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love
>kids.
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>The third floor sign reads:
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>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
>extremely good looking.
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>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
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>She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
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>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
>good looking and help with the housework.
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>"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
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>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
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>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
>gorgeous, help with the housework! , and have a strong romantic streak.
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>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
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>reads:
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>Floor 6 - Yo u are visitor 4,363,012 to this
>floor. There are no men on
>this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
>to please.
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>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
>the building, and have a nice day!
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>woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
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>entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the
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>store ONLY ONCE !
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>
>There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
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>shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may
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>choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
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>floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
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>buildi! ng! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .
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>On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
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>Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
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>The second floor sign reads:
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>Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love
>kids.
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>The third floor sign reads:
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>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
>extremely good looking.
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>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
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>She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
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>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
>good looking and help with the housework.
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>"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
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>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
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>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
>gorgeous, help with the housework! , and have a strong romantic streak.
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>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
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>reads:
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>Floor 6 - Yo u are visitor 4,363,012 to this
>floor. There are no men on
>this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
>to please.
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>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
>the building, and have a nice day!
