Banarasi babu, Bihari babu

[Ashish_Nehra]

A banrasi babu and a bihari babu went for an interview

first banarasi babu went

Interviewer : Who is our(india's) prime minister?
Ba'si Babu : Dr. Manmohan Singh

Interviewer : When we become independent?
Ba'si Babu : Attempt was made in 1857 but it happened only in 1947

Interviewer : Who made us independent?
Ba'si Babu : Many people had their role, but role of Gandhi,Nehru,Bhagat,etc. was major

Interviewer : Does moon have water ?
Ba'si Babu : Scientists are attempting but not yet succeded in proving

as soon as he came out, bihari babu caught his collar, and said

Bihari Babu : How many questions were asked and what were their answers, don't tell me any questions, only answers.
Ba'si Babu : 4 questions, answers were Dr. Manmohan singh, Attempt was ....

then Bihari babu went

Interviewer : What is your name?
Bihari Babu : Dr. Manmohan Singh

(Interviewer thought maybe coincidence)

Interviewer : When were you born?
Bihari Babu : Attempt was made in 1857 but it happened only in 1947

(Interviewer was wondering what is wrong with him)

Interviewer : Who is your father?
Bihari Babu : Many people had their role, but role of Gandhi,Nehru,Bhagat,etc. was major

(Interviewer got angry and said)

Interviewer : Are you mad ?
Bihari Babu : Scientists are attempting but not yet succeded in proving

 

[carl johnson]

that is just awesome keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep it up lol lol lol

 

[kalyan]

lol......good one.... Ashish.....but frankly speaking i saw this joke in a movie....anyway keep it up.....

 

[carl johnson]

which language and which one

 

[Cowburn199]

A banrasi babu and a bihari babu went for an interview

first banarasi babu went

Interviewer : Who is our(india's) prime minister?
Ba'si Babu : Dr. Manmohan Singh

Interviewer : When we become independent?
Ba'si Babu : Attempt was made in 1857 but it happened only in 1947

Interviewer : Who made us independent?
Ba'si Babu : Many people had their role, but role of Gandhi,Nehru,Bhagat,etc. was major

Interviewer : Does moon have water ?
Ba'si Babu : Scientists are attempting but not yet succeded in proving

as soon as he came out, bihari babu caught his collar, and said

Bihari Babu : How many questions were asked and what were their answers, don't tell me any questions, only answers.
Ba'si Babu : 4 questions, answers were Dr. Manmohan singh, Attempt was ....

then Bihari babu went

Interviewer : What is your name?
Bihari Babu : Dr. Manmohan Singh

(Interviewer thought maybe coincidence)

Interviewer : When were you born?
Bihari Babu : Attempt was made in 1857 but it happened only in 1947

(Interviewer was wondering what is wrong with him)

Interviewer : Who is your father?
Bihari Babu : Many people had their role, but role of Gandhi,Nehru,Bhagat,etc. was major

(Interviewer got angry and said)

Interviewer : Are you mad ?
Bihari Babu : Scientists are attempting but not yet succeded in proving

Hehe awesome joke

 

[bharat]

which language and which one

Must have been a Hindi movie..

Anyway very funney ones.

 

[kalyan]

No bharat, i saw that in a telugu (language from south india) movie....

:cool:

 

[bharat]

The comedian is Sunil?

 

[kalyan]

The comedian is Sunil?

no yaar, the comedian is Venu Madhav and the hero of that film was Nitin (Movie : DIL (not sure)). These guys go for an interview for college admissions and this guy asks a girl (coming out of the interview room), only the answers for the questions asked by the interviewer...... and there goes this joke.......