The 'Jesse Ryder bursts' comment made me actually LOL. Was pretty good, only skim read though, will give it a proper read tommorow, the few bits I did read were brilliant though. This bit made me laugh as well:
"Washed up opening batsman Matthew Hayden finally retires, declaring that he is going to take his cooking hobby further by becoming a celebrity chef. "This will be my next century", he says; "By the end of this year I will come up with 100 new recipes." He manages 8."
I just love the bluntness of the "He manages 8". Awesome stuff, will have a proper read tommorow!