Corrupt a wish!

[Aggz]

Here's how it works. The person that posts above you must give a wish, and the person below must corrupt it, as well as give a wish of his own.

Here's an example.

Person 1 - I wish for a Mercedes
Person 2 - Granted, but the Mercedes get destroyed when someone burns it. I wish to own a unicorn.
Person 3 - Granted, but the unicorn gets infected with a disease that cannot be cured and dies. I wish to be the Hulk

And so on and so forth.

I will start first.

I wish to have a million dollars

 

[sami ullah khan]

Granted but you turn gay and marry Naveencccc

I wish you were gay

 

[MasterBlaster76]

Here's how it works. The person that posts above you must give a wish, and the person below must corrupt it, as well as give a wish of his own.

Here's an example.

Person 1 - I wish for a Mercedes
Person 2 - Granted, but the Mercedes get destroyed when someone burns it. I wish to own a unicorn.
Person 3 - Granted, but the unicorn gets infected with a disease that cannot be cured and dies. I wish to be the Hulk

And so on and so forth.

I will start first.

I wish to have a million dollars

Granted, but it drops on your head... causing severe injuries or death.

This has to be the strangest thread I've seen for a long time; are you bored, OP? This is the sort of thing people might come with if they're just terminally bored.

I wish to be the Ruler of the Known Universe.

 

[StinkyBoHoon]

I wish to be the Ruler of the Known Universe.

a much better bit of the universe is discovered the next day.

 

[MasterBlaster76]

a much better bit of the universe is discovered the next day.

Good reason to start a nice big war then, eh?

 

[thedon5]

Someone ruined the flow.

I wish I was a dog.