got 2!
The fist a classic battle between viv richards and a bowler(not sure who)
Viv richerds kept missing the ball of the bowler, so the bowler came up and ssaid 'its red, its round and its got a seem running round it, now u no what it looks like, HIT IT!!'
Next ball viv richards cover drove for a flat six, he went to the bowler and said, ' u seem to know what it looks like, now go and find it!' LOL
And the second is between shane warne and this fat indian guy who i cant remeber the name of THIS IS DURING WARNES DRUG BAN( if u could remind me that would be great people!!)
They were having a go at each other in the press
SHane warne ' are yes {insert name here, ft indian guy}, whats he done swalloed a sheep or goat or something(refering to wieght)
Indian guy (once told bout this comment) ' it is better to swallow a sheep or goat than swallow what he's been swallowing!'