Cricket Jokes-Back with a great one.....

[Amiya]

Lol at the second last

 

[Leggie]

The Tendulkar Kambli one was weird....

 

[shubhrayu]

After the shameful defeat of Indian cricket team in
final of PEPSI CUP 99 in Bangalore, the team members were not able to
show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and
rather just pack up in hotel rooms.

Dravid could not resist for too long to be in hometown and still not be
able to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as a
Sardar and goes out. he meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets
him "Hi Dravid!"

Surprised for having been caught he comes back and
makes himself up as a muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet same
again - the same woman greets him "Hi Dravid!".

Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another
try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain
- the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Bewildered by now, he could not help asking,

"How did you recongise me?"

The lady replied - "I am Javagal Srinath!"

 

[naresh091]

This is a forward I got in my mobile.

Why Sachin married a widow and Kumble married a divorcee?
Because Openers prefer loose balls and Spinners prefer old balls.

 

[King Cricket]

Thats not a Actual conversation but he do sound like that

:rtfl:rtfl:rtfl Lol lol lol

Great joke.

 

[superkingchenai]

although this is not related with cricket,i think this one is a good one.INDIA WON MEDALS IN THE OLYMPICS IN BOXING WRESTLING AND SHOOTING. AND SO HOW DO WE MAKE THE PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT INDIA IS A PEACE LOVING NATION


superkingchenai added 0 Minutes and 56 Seconds later...

this is a forward i got in my mobile.

you have a good signature. Nee tamilaaaaaa

 

[Prithvi]

indiancricketteambrandambassidorisrowanatkinson.com

 

[Chetan0304]

Tendulkar & Kambli

Sachin Tendulkar and Vinod Kambli have been very close friends since childhood. They used to do all things together, e.g., both started going to school together, both passed their SSC exams together (with identical marks), both started playing cricket together, both were selected to the Bombay Ranji cricket team together, both went to college together, and both ended up joining the Indian cricket team together. Finally, both got engaged (to different girls) together and both decided to get married on the same day.

After that, both their wives get pregnant on the same day and the doctor gives the same delivery date for both. On the delivery date, Kambli's wife gives birth to a boy while Sachin's wife gives birth to twins! Kambli gets confused. He goes to Sachin and says, "How come? We have been doing the same things all our life. How come I get a son and you get twins?" When Sachin replies, "Boost is the secret of my energy", Dhoni appears behind them and adds, "Our energy".

shubhrayu added 6 Minutes and 38 Seconds later...

Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

shubhrayu added 3 Minutes and 6 Seconds later...

Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian Batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Why are Indian batsmen looking forward to the new millennium?
A. So they can at least say they passed a century.

Q. What does Ishant Sharma put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

:rtfl lol nice one, Broad

 

[pcfan123]

so does anyone have any jokes that are actually funny? the aliens one was the only decent joke in this entire thread.

 

[AbhishekS]

 

[AbhishekS]

here is another one

On the day of the local match, the captain was talking to one of his men.
'Look, here's a pound,' he said. 'Go out and buy a new ball or something. Anything that'll help us win.'

The match began and the captain noticed that the same old ball was being used.

He called his man over. 'What did you do with the pound?' he asked.

'Well, you said anything to help us win.'

'Yes.'

'I gave it to the umpire.'​

 

[shrenik]

No offense with any Englishman.........found this somewhere on the internet


Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English?
A. An all rounder.

Q. What is the main function of the England coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Q. Why is Darren Gough the unluckiest bowler on tour?
A. Because he was born in England.

Q. What's the English version of a hat trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. Why don't English fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.

Q. What's the English version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.

Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Stewart?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the England touring party?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Q. What advantage do Nasser Hussein, Mark Ramprakash, Dean Headley, Alex Tudor and Graham Hick have over the rest of their team mates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.

Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.

Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Q. Why are English batsmen looking forward to the new millennium?
A. So they can at least say they passed a century.

Q. Who spent the most time at the crease of anyone in the English world cup squad?
A. The lady who ironed the cricket whites.

Q. Why are English cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because they can get out without even trying.

Q. What does Gough put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

 

[Gilly Fan]

Yeah, they were funny about 10 years ago. Evidently because Gough and 'looking forward to the new millenium' is in the jokes.

 

[Prithvi]

One day, in a cricket match, a lady designs her lips with India color. Then, a person kisses her on her lips and says,'I LOVE MY INDIA'

 

[yashwanth kumar]

^ cool