Cricket Jokes-Back with a great one.....

[drainpipe32]

Ricky Ponting jokes lawl.

 

[iridescentt]

One day, in a cricket match, a lady designs her lips with India color. Then, a person kisses her on her lips and says,'I LOVE MY INDIA'

 

[pcfan123]

One day, in a cricket match, a lady designs her lips with India color. Then, a person kisses her on her lips and says,'I LOVE MY INDIA'

 

[Prithvi]

England cricket board is an IPL franchise with Kevin pietersen, andrew strauss, ravi bopara and monty panesar as their overseas players. They actually don't hate IPL, but they're bored of that concept as they follow it regularly

 

[iridescentt]

Just don't quit your day job Binnu'.

But honestly, those jokes are not even remotely funny.

 

[yashwanth kumar]

Buddy just dont take your eye of the ball next time

 

[Prithvi]

How to Cook Maggie?

4 simple steps to cook Maggi noodles

Step 1: boil one cup of water.

Step 2: as soon as YUVRAJ goes for batting, put the noodles in the boiledwater and put the tastemaker

Step 3: stir till YUVRAJ is onfield.

Step 4: As soon as yuvraj is back in pavilion, your noodles are ready to eat.

 

[Meet]

^Good One there(But didn't liked the name Yuvi there)

 

[KBC]

I guess they wouldn't be so ready

 

[Meet]

How to Cook Maggie?

4 simple steps to cook Maggi noodles

Step 1: boil one cup of water.

Step 2: as soon as YUVRAJ goes for batting, put the noodles in the boiledwater and put the tastemaker

Step 3: stir till YUVRAJ is onfield.

Step 4: As soon as yuvraj is back in pavilion, your noodles are ready to eat.

You should also give correct steps which is written at the back of pack.

 

[riz7khan12]

^

Q. What's the English version of a hat trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

 

[Lassana Dias]

after the final of 2011worldcup


Sanga?s wife- y r u always inside the house?

Sanga?s wife-can't u go out and bring me some vegetables?

sanga- i don't know wat people will say abt our loss 2 india , i can't go out
...
wife - u can put my saree an go out . no one will know ur d captain

sanga- ok

( at the supermarket)

a lady - heyyyyy sanga y r wearing a saree?

sanga - how do u know am sanga???

the lady - stupid i am MAHELA

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Murali got married, and its their honeymoon night

Murali ? darling are you a virgin?

Muralis wife ? do spinners get the new ball murali hun?

 

[Lassana Dias]

After the first innings of a match the grounds-man asks the bowling captain

Groundsman ? ok skipper, what roller you want me to use, the light one or the heavy one?

Captain ? do you have two, I only see one roller!!

Groundsman- never mind that, if you want the light one; only one chap will push it, and if you want the heavy one, 3 will push it

 

[AbhishekS]

Murali got married, and its their honeymoon night

Murali – darling are you a virgin?

Muralis wife – do spinners get the new ball murali hun?

Only this one is a little funny, rest are pathetic.

 

[cricket_icon]

What is the Pakistani version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls:laugh

i dont get it. pakistani bowlers have been the best at picking up hat-tricks............