England In India - October 2011/12

[Ollie_H]

A blonde woman ran into a police station wailing. She claimed that she had been █████.

After she stopped sobbing, the Police Officer requested her for a description of the rapist.

“He was tall and dressed in white. He was wearing all sorts of protective pads, gloves and helmet.”

“Hmmm…appears to be a cricketer,” concluded the policeman.

“Ah officer!” she confirmed, “then he must have been an indian cricketer.”

“What makes you think that he was indian? From the accent?” asked the officer.

“No sir,” she replied, “he just didn’t stay in very long.”

 

[Haarithan]

Well, all I can say is that post of yours was totally uncalled for.

 

[Ollie_H]

Do you have a sense of humour? clearly not.

 

[lewissaffin]

Haha!

Haarithan, stop being like Ravi Shastri. Banter is one of the reasons why we love cricket - it's what makes Australia the most fun rivalry

 

[teamindia]

A blonde woman ran into a police station wailing. She claimed that she had been █████.

After she stopped sobbing, the Police Officer requested her for a description of the rapist.

?He was tall and dressed in white. He was wearing all sorts of protective pads, gloves and helmet.?

?Hmmm?appears to be a cricketer,? concluded the policeman.

?Ah officer!? she confirmed, ?then he must have been an indian cricketer.?

?What makes you think that he was indian? From the accent?? asked the officer.

?No sir,? she replied, ?he just didn?t stay in very long.?

Stupid post. As always Eng. supporters living in their own virtual world.

 

[Haarithan]

lol of course I do. But you of all people should know these banter's consequences especially with sooo many Indian fans around.

 

[Deleted member 13648]

My word, we're awesome.

 

[teamindia]

Haha!

Haarithan, stop being like Ravi Shastri. Banter is one of the reasons why we love cricket - it's what makes Australia the most fun rivalry

R**a...p***e is not a friendly banter. Women would tell you more.

 

[Ollie_H]

R**a...p***e is not a friendly banter. Women would tell you more.

Yeah, that's exactly what the joke is about.

 

[lewissaffin]

Wow. Phenomenal the lack of sense of humour on some people here.

 

[teamindia]

Wow. Phenomenal the lack of sense of humour on some people here.

So can I make some anti-semitic or apartheid joke? There are boundaries !!

 

[Themer]

This will be awful if India appeal this in my opinion. Very unsportsmanlike.

 

[Ollie_H]

So can I make some anti-semitic or apartheid joke? There are boundaries !!

No because it's a cricket joke. So you may come back with another cricket joke but not a different form of joke. It's simple, really.

 

[lewissaffin]

So can I make some anti-semitic or apartheid joke? There are boundaries !!

Boundaries which have not been crossed

Trouble here with a situation about a dead ball. Surely, the Indians should call back the batsman as it is only sporting. Just like the situation with New Zealand and England a couple of years ago..

 

[teamindia]

This will be awful if India appeal this in my opinion. Very unsportsmanlike.

Ball was in play ... within laws.