Football Chants/Songs

[evertonfan]

He's big,
He's black,
He gets us our crack,
Castillo!
Castilo!

Everton fans worked pretty quickly on that one.

 

[evertonfan]

He's fat,
He dives,
He tarmacs our drives,
Robbie Keane!
Robbie Keane!

 

[MasterBlaster76]

Nice one! Can't wait to see Berbatov show him up big-time tomorrow...

 

[PhilD123]

To the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar.

Dimitar, Berbatov
One look at city and he said *enter word here* off

Should hopefully get an airing tomorrow.

 

[PhilD123]

Are they human or are they Scousers,
their giros vital, they need to eat.
And they're all drugged up breaking in your house sir.
Are they human or are they scousers....

 

[MasterBlaster76]

I just knocked this one together:

Robinho, are you listening?
You won't see no trophies glistening.
Should've stayed in Spain,
Your mistake is plain,
Walking in a Championship wonderland!

You like?

 

[ste_mc_efc]

I love football chants. Out of the 10 or so stadiums I have been to nothing has even came close to matching "Delilah" being belted out by 20 thousand "Stokies".

 

[evertonfan]

Ste Gerrard Gerrard,
He runs over kids in cars,
He glasses djs in bars,
Ste Gerrard Gerrard!

 

[adyhorn]

To the tune of Que Sara Sara:

Oh Vela Vela,
He is a superstar,
He's better than Cantona,
Oh Vela Vela.

 

[Will_NA]

For he's a jolly good Vela
For he's a jolly good Vela
For he's a jolly good Velaaaa!
Which nobody can deny.

 

[Animator!]

10 men went to bed!
Went to bed with Ashley!
9 men ,8 men, 7men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men
1 man and his mobile phone....WENT TO BED WITH ASHLEY.

Repeat.

 

[PhilD123]

A few variations of "Viva Ken Barlow" going around at United matches at the moment. Perhaps the most left field thing sung by the United support for a while.

http://i41.tinypic.com/2hx3y3q.jpg

 

[Deleted member 13648]

10 men went to bed!
Went to bed with ashley!
9 men ,8 men, 7men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men
1 man and his mobile phone....went to bed with ashley.

Repeat.

caaaaaant!

 

[saladguy]

Champions League 2nd leg @ Stamford Bridge (Chelsea vs Liverpool)

Sang to the tune of Hey Baby

John Arne Riise
Ooooh aaah
I wanna know.......
How you scored that goal!

 

[lewbis05]

hes half a man and half a girl torres torres