MasterBlaster76
ICC Chairman
I like it! Shame it wouldn't really fit for Tevez, he looks a bit of a monster!
Football Chants/Songs
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MasterBlaster76
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If you go to a game, please start that chant, it'll really catch on!
evertonfan
Chairman of Selectors
He's fast,
He's red,
He talks like Father Ted,
Robbie Keane!
Robbie Keane!
Have to hand it to the Liverpool fans for that one.
He's red,
He talks like Father Ted,
Robbie Keane!
Robbie Keane!
Have to hand it to the Liverpool fans for that one.
shefellover93
Club Cricketer
He doesn't talk like Robbie Keane tho :P
I made one up myself about Pats keeper Barry Ryan but none of ye would get it
I made one up myself about Pats keeper Barry Ryan but none of ye would get it
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Gutierrez! Woaaaaaaaaaah!
Gutierrez! Woaaaaaaaaaah!
Not exactly original but balls to ya
Gutierrez! Woaaaaaaaaaah!
Not exactly original but balls to ya
Cricketdude
Chairman of Selectors
Does he have a brother called Rob Halford?
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Ohhhhhh Gutierrez!
From Buenos Aires!
He's Spiderman!
He's our superhero, playin on the left or right!
Wearin Black&White and he's feckin dynamite!
From Buenos Aires!
He's Spiderman!
He's our superhero, playin on the left or right!
Wearin Black&White and he's feckin dynamite!
Decent that actually! The other day at the game it was just "spi-derman, spi-derman".
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Was brought to the footballing world by some lads in the pub before the Man Utd game and is now on youtube. Hopefully will be sung at the Bolton game.
MasterBlaster76
ICC Chairman
I just found this:
http://www.prideofmanchester.com/sport/mufc-songs.htm
It's got all we need to know, apparently! Seriously though, fellow Utd fans, if you want some laughs with old songs and new, check it out!
This one deserves a mention:
Every Single One Of Us Loves Cathy Ferguson!
Oh, every single one of us,
Loves Cathy Ferguson,
Loves Cathy Ferguson,
Loves Cathy Ferguson...
(this was sang when Sir Alex's wife talked him out of retirement!)
This was one I thought of ages ago, but forgot to post it and was reminded when reading those chants at that site I linked to:
We are Tottenham, Super Tottenham, Super Tottenham from the lane!
(Repeat).
Did I tell you about the time we played Man U at the lane?
What a great game, we really enjoyed it, except the second half and I'll now explain:
We are Tottenham, Super Tottenham, we were three-nil up at half-time.
But we blew it and we lost five-three. Super Tottenham, from the Lane!
(Tune: We are Sailing)
http://www.prideofmanchester.com/sport/mufc-songs.htm
It's got all we need to know, apparently! Seriously though, fellow Utd fans, if you want some laughs with old songs and new, check it out!
This one deserves a mention:
Every Single One Of Us Loves Cathy Ferguson!
Oh, every single one of us,
Loves Cathy Ferguson,
Loves Cathy Ferguson,
Loves Cathy Ferguson...
(this was sang when Sir Alex's wife talked him out of retirement!)
This was one I thought of ages ago, but forgot to post it and was reminded when reading those chants at that site I linked to:
We are Tottenham, Super Tottenham, Super Tottenham from the lane!
(Repeat).
Did I tell you about the time we played Man U at the lane?
What a great game, we really enjoyed it, except the second half and I'll now explain:
We are Tottenham, Super Tottenham, we were three-nil up at half-time.
But we blew it and we lost five-three. Super Tottenham, from the Lane!
(Tune: We are Sailing)
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MasterBlaster76
ICC Chairman
Some of the chants at that site are a bit out of order, though.
MasterBlaster76
ICC Chairman
I didn't like this one much:
Packet of Sweets and A Cheeky Smile - (to the tune of 'Winter Wonderland')
One Arsene Wenger -
There's only one Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a f*ckin' paedophile. (still sang but rather tasteless and uncalled for whatever we think of him).
As the site itself says, it's a bit tasteless, especially with real paedophiles running around, like that twat Gary Glitter.
Edit: What did you think of my one:
We are Tottenham, Super Tottenham, Super Tottenham from the lane!
(Repeat).
Did I tell you about the time we played Man U at the lane?
What a great game, we really enjoyed it, except the second half and I'll now explain:
We are Tottenham, Super Tottenham, we were three-nil up at half-time.
But we blew it and we lost five-three. Super Tottenham, from the Lane!
If we were Arsenal fans (I'll wash my mouth out immediately after typing this), we'd probably never stop singing it, with Arsenal's name replacing ours, of course.
Packet of Sweets and A Cheeky Smile - (to the tune of 'Winter Wonderland')
One Arsene Wenger -
There's only one Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a f*ckin' paedophile. (still sang but rather tasteless and uncalled for whatever we think of him).
As the site itself says, it's a bit tasteless, especially with real paedophiles running around, like that twat Gary Glitter.
Edit: What did you think of my one:
We are Tottenham, Super Tottenham, Super Tottenham from the lane!
(Repeat).
Did I tell you about the time we played Man U at the lane?
What a great game, we really enjoyed it, except the second half and I'll now explain:
We are Tottenham, Super Tottenham, we were three-nil up at half-time.
But we blew it and we lost five-three. Super Tottenham, from the Lane!
If we were Arsenal fans (I'll wash my mouth out immediately after typing this), we'd probably never stop singing it, with Arsenal's name replacing ours, of course.
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