Football Chants/Songs

[MasterBlaster76]

Yep, slightly extreme but brilliant! Here's a cracker:

99 blue balloons
Floating on a football pitch
Cross comes in, poor Michael Ball
Cannot see
A white football
From 32 to 33
Could only happen, to City
Bertie Magoo starts to cry,
As 33 trophyless years go by

What's the tune to that one? It's great!

 

[evertonfan]

'99 Red Balloons' by Nina or whoever. You've gotta know that one!

 

[MasterBlaster76]

I'd know if it I hear it, I've got a lousy memory when it comes to the names of songs!!

 

[Cricketdude]

I'd know if it I hear it, I've got a lousy memory when it comes to the names of songs!!

The song was made in the 80s

 

[PhilD123]

Anderson song to Agadoo that was sung at Newcastle on Saturday:

Anderson son son
He's better than Kleberson
Anderson son son
He's our midfield magician
On the left, on the right
Do the Sama beat tonight
He is class, with the brass
And he shits on Fabregas!

 

[Leicester Fox]

check out andersons chat up line:
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/2402_anderson.shtml

erm heres a song:
Chelsea are poo
so are city too
but we all know
liverpool we hate you

 

[Will_NA]

Anderson's just a modern-day Romeo.

 

[PhilD123]

check out andersons chat up line:
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/2402_anderson.shtml

Lol, yeah I saw that on Red Issue. Simple but effective!

 

[MasterBlaster76]

Anderson song to Agadoo that was sung at Newcastle on Saturday:

Anderson son son
He's better than Kleberson
Anderson son son
He's our midfield magician
On the left, on the right
Do the Sama beat tonight
He is class, with the brass
And he shits on Fabregas!

Classic!!

 

[shefellover93]

Cork City fans have had really good ones down the years.

"Jackeen family"

Verse 1
Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
Ye all **** each other,
A jackeen family
Da da da da (clap clap) da da da (clap clap)
da da da, da da da, da da da da (clap clap)

Verse 2
You're cheating on your mother,
Your cousin you have kissed her
Your married to your sister,
Yer an inbred family!
Da da da da (clap clap) da da da (clap clap)
da da da, da da da, da da da da (clap clap)

In your Drumcondra Slums

In your Drumcondra slums
In your Drumcondra slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat

In your Drumcondra slums
In your Drumcondra slums
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job cos you're too f*****g thick

In your Drumcondra slums
In your Drumcondra slums :rofl:
You **** in the sink and s**t in the bath
You finger your granny and think it's a laugh
In your Drumcondra slums


You are a jackeen
('In the tune of you are my sunshine')

You are a jackeen
A slowey jackeen
Your only happy when on dole day
Your Mum's been stealing
Your Dad's drug dealing
Please don't take my hookcaps away

 

[mattfb]

Yep, slightly extreme but brilliant! Here's a cracker:

99 blue balloons
Floating on a football pitch
Cross comes in, poor Michael Ball
Cannot see
A white football
From 32 to 33
Could only happen, to City
Bertie Magoo starts to cry,
As 33 trophyless years go by

LOL That one is great!

 

[DPRA]

Not funny, But I like this one:

Seen my mate the other day,
he said he saw the blonde giggsy,
so I asked him who was he??
Goes by the name of Burbeary!!!
Burbeary, Burbeary, goes by the name of Burbeary!

Ashely Burbeary. The blonde Giggsy for Droylsden! :hpraise

 

[PhilD123]

Not funny, But I like this one:

Seen my mate the other day,
he said he saw the blonde giggsy,
so I asked him who was he??
Goes by the name of Burbeary!!!
Burbeary, Burbeary, goes by the name of Burbeary!

Ashely Burbeary. The blonde Giggsy for Droylsden! :hpraise

To be fair, he's probably playing better than Giggsy right now!

Quality new song for Ronnie, sounds immense.

Viva Ronaldo
Viva Ronaldo
Runnin' down the wing
Hear United sing
Viva Ronaldo

 

[Monty57]

A good new Song for Torres

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUjRQfJ3f74

 

[Leicester Fox]

Obviously it's stolen off our O'Shea one but ok