Glorious Ways to Propose and their replies

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>> Glorious Ways to Propose and their replies
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>> 1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in
>>your eye, run down
>> your cheek, and die on your lips.
>> Reply : I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do!
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>> 2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I
>>together.
>> Reply : So, how many times did you fail kinder garten?
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>> 3.Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my
>>mind ALLday long.
>> Reply : Yes, they are. I've been running away from you!
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>> 4. Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so
>>far from heaven.
>> Reply : How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?
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>> 5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to
>>walk by you again?
>> Reply : Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep walking!
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>> 6. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
>> Reply : What are you on? Crack or cocaine?
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>> 7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
>> Reply : (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would enough)
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>> 8.You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to
>>look that good.
>> Reply : You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity
>>will assure you of
>> a place!
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>> 9. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
>> Reply : So, that's your problem.. simple algebra!
 

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