Good Pick up Lines

[lancashire666]

i am still to see a pick up line EVER work, they are only used by people without the confidence to actually talk to someone and are very sad.
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saying that, one of the funnyist things ive ever seen is a mate go up to a girl and start singing 'I'm horny, horny, horny, horny' lol

 

[Roofrom50]

There aren't any good pick up lines. Fact.

There are some good ones. They just never work is the problem lol

 

[IloveGilly]

Then the best ones are the ones that work. And I would say "Hi, how are you?" has a much better chance than any of the others you guys are talking about.

 

[superhussey]

i am still to see a pick up line EVER work, they are only used by people without the confidence to actually talk to someone and are very sad.

If a girl is really attracted to a guy, they usually wouldnt care what came out of their mouth.

I think pick up lines are cute, as long as they arent pervy or anything

 

[Adarsh]

To quote Quagmire for again :
" You girls ever been penetrated ? Gigity Gigity ! "

 

[Cricketman]

Hey, I like math!
U+Me=69

 

[shravi]

Then there's the sad (not sad as in depressing) one...

"I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bedrock"

 

[.Mob]

Not a pick-up line, but it's a good marriage proposal from Lage Raho Munnabhai. Take her on a speedboat, then tell her: "marry me or leave the boat, it's my boat".

But I thought that Lyle from Heroes made a good one to Claire.
"I know you heal, but I don't want to see you in pain"
Or something along the lines.

 

[sohail]

"how many drinks will it take for you to say you fancy me"

 

[MasterBlaster76]

Just something for fun. What are some of the best pick up lines you have heard?

Mine would be.

I am bigger and better then the titanic. Only 200 women went down on the titanic

That's a good one!

 

[Hooper]

Hahah! Didnt see that one either..thats a crack up.

 

[duffarama]

I have used this one sparingly, "You are my ultimate fantasy... The pinnacle of my sexual desires."

Sounds like a Shakespeare excerpt.

 

[Will_NA]

There's a party in my pants. I'll bring the penis, you bring the vagina.

My own one.

 

[Michaelf7777777]

"I've never seen so many ugly men in one place" (pause for dramatic affect) "nor so many beautiful woman".

 

[sohum]

This was one I heard at a friendly gathering where we had a "pick-up line contest". Not a particularly serious affair, but this one had everyone shaking their heads:

Guy motions to girl with his finger, asking her to come towards him so they can have a chat.
Girl: Wassup?
Guy: Do you always come when guys finger you?

Well.... not a pick-up line per se, but it had everyone in splits.