Guilty Pleasures

[evertonfan]

Everyone in life likes those things that they shouldn't or has a preference for a certain something that they think no one else does so this is the thread for you to confess about them. And be honest man. I'll start off with a good one of mine.

Right I don't care how insane ot makes me seem; I wouldn't say no to Fearne Britton. Look how much weight she's lost! She's at that kind of 'she's not fat she just enjoys her food' sort of weight that's acceptable to desire.

That was embarassing. But I bet she's a real woman!

Other guilty pleasures of mine include laughing smugly at people who are running after the bus that i'm already on and I also make no lies about loving it when footballers I don't like get really badly injured. I wet myself when Cisse broke his leg. And wet myself again when he broke the other leg a year later.

 

[ste_mc_efc]

Not a guilty pleasure as she is attractive, but not as much as i view her (if that makes sense)


Larry's wife from Curb your Enthusiasm.

 

[Cricketdude]

So evofan were you happy when Harry Kewell became chronically injured at liverpool?

 

[PhilD123]

I wasn't, as Liverpool are a worse team with him in it.

Not really sure about guility pleasures, but yeah I like it when players I don't like get injured, just waiting for Ashley Cole to get a bad'un now.

 

[smssia0112]

So is this a sex thread or general You seem to have already turned it into the former.

Outside the sexual theme, I always eat a second dinner as soon as I've digested the first, in front of the TV (And if you're thinking what a fat ass, I'm not as you can see in my pictures from the pics thread). I don't mind other people's pain, as long as they're famous and play for Collingwood or Richmond.

Inside, I don't think so!

 

[Leicester Fox]

I like freaking people out on hte bus by sititng with my legs behind my head. Thats not weird though because it's only to weird out all the old people.

Matt I think you got

mixed up with

 

[Cricketman]

i'm surprised no one has mentioned you-know-what yet.

 

[Cricketman]

I meant eating chocolate.

You sir, have a sick mind!

 

[Highlander999]

What do you expect. It's Stu

 

[evertonfan]

Alright alright let's not turn this dirty. I had genuine aspirations for a clean thread here.

 

[Highlander999]

More fool you then, knowing Stuart was around

 

[Deleted member 13648]

To be fair, it is a guilty pleasure in the most literal sense.

My serious guilty pleasure though is Russell Brand. I'm sorry Matt and Stevie but i find the guy hilarious.

 

[Sureshot]

Do you find his material funny? Or do you find him funny?

 

[Deleted member 13648]

His material. I'm sure you're going to come with a scientific reason why he's not funny but it's personal preference

 

[PhilD123]

Maybe I should be ashamed, but me too.