It's summer!

Lolz no way am I departing with my Leeds ticket Karl. Cost me an arm and a leg did this bitch!

You could probably still get one off ebay. Creamfields is going to be THE festival of the summer anyway. I mean come on, Kasabian are headlining baby. Pendulum are gonna absolutely rock my nipples off as well.
 
How old are you, Sureshot? I imagine these are A-Levels or Uni exams right?
 
Well basically Simon what I attempted to do was to employ the use of sarcasm in an attempt to get a cheap laugh or two but I have clearly failed and resulted in the appearance of tumbleweed across the forum. You see, by saying "Good for Nigel" I was insinuating of course that your mentioning of his age being 19 was irrelevent to what dear young Stuart was enquiring about when clearly it in fact was. However it would seem to appear that I have confused your dear self Simon and for this I can do nothing but offer my sincerest of sincere apologies.

And now over to Ollie Williams for the end of post summary;

"EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE ANTS!"

Thanks Ollie.
 
I'll have to admit, i've not slept an aweful lot for weeks, and posts like that make me not read them :p so when I actually get a decent night sleep i'll come back to that, read it, and make a witty comeback.

Is that ok?
 
Still have school for two weeks :noway

It was 101 degrees yesterday. Today, 55.

Only in the Midwest. I'm sure NightProwler can relate.
 
Simbazz said:
I'll have to admit, i've not slept an aweful lot for weeks, and posts like that make me not read them :p so when I actually get a decent night sleep i'll come back to that, read it, and make a witty comeback.

Is that ok?
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Thou has absolutely no problems with this particular predicament whatsoever.

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Cricketman said:
Still have school for two weeks :noway

It was 101 degrees yesterday. Today, 55.

Only in the Midwest. I'm sure NightProwler can relate.
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A HUNDRED AND ONE DEGREES?!?!?!

Damn, over to Ollie Williams for the weather report;

"IZGONRAIN!"

Thanks Ollie.
 
Oh 95? That's nothing then...

How on earth do you not sweat your testicles off in 95 degrees?
 
The temperature wasn't even the worst part. I was cramped in the back seat of a van with all the luggage for five hours driving back from Chicago in the traffic. My grandparents are visiting, so they're used to this weather and are actually wearing SWEATERS. I'll bug my parents into turning on the A/C, and about 3.21 seconds after one of them will say "Boy, is it a cold day!" or something of the sort.

And none of the cold air got to me in the back :(

Last night I couldn't sleep until 3 because it was so hot. So I go and open all the windows in and around my room, turning on the fan, ect. At about 3:02 the cold front came in, basically freezing my rear to the sheets. And I didn't know I was cold until I got up four hours later.

Life fails.
 
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