BOOOM!!!
Dus Bahane Kurke Laygaye Dil, Oh laygaye dil! Dus bahane kurke laygaye dil!
Announcer: Introducing, from Duabi UAE, weighing in at 85 Kilos, The One, The Only, ZORAX!!!
*Fireworks hit the ramp as Zorax comes ambling down. The crowd go ballistic for him, wearing shirts and carrying signs with 'ZORAX RULES!' and other such phrases. He definately is a crowd favourite. Zorax is dressed is a fine black suit and wearing a top hat. He is carrying microphone with him, looks like he has something to say. He runs the last few feet, slides in the ring, gets up, and starts...*
WAZZZA!!!
*"WAZZA!" go the crowd*
Now, as you all know, I am one of the premier stars of the IWE.
*Crowd cheers*
Oh yes, but I am more -much more- than just a wrestler around these here parts.
*Crowd goes silent, a bit confused*
I bet you'll all be wondering the same thing. 'What the hell is he talking about?' Well, I'll tell you. Not only am I the number one superstar around here, but I am also, how shall I put this...in a position of power. A...person in charge, an Authority Figure, if you will.
You see, I -in a way- control the destinies of each and every one of these superstars backstage. I can decide who will win their match, and who will not. I can decided which wrestler is more deserving, which one has worked harder, and which one deserves success. I am like Santa in a way, I see all and I know all. I can tell who has been naughty or nice. And if they are nice, they get to go home with a nice fat pay cheque and the knowledge that they are amongst the top in this Federation.
But, enough of that. Time to get to the point. Since I am head honcho around here, I've decided to lay down a few ground rules. Well, 3 rules actually.
Rule 1. The GM's word is final. What old Chezzy says, goes. Get me? His word is the law around these parts, and if you wish to stay employed, you abide by them.
Rule 2. You got a problem, settle it in the ring. We don't want any of our superstars getting injured in a brawl backstage just because they couldn't control their thier tempers or their egos.
And then there is Rule 3. I am a person of Authority here. Treat me with respect, and you'll enjoy a fruitful career. But if you get on my wrong side, you'll be regretting it for the rest of your sorry careers.
If you follow these rules, abide them to the very last word, you could very well end up the next big thing around these parts. But if you don't...
*Crowd goes silent anticipating the next line...*
You will have answer to me!
*On that note, Zorax tosses down the mic and walks away to huge cheers. He's definately made an impact here tonight, I for one wouldn't want to get on his wrong side...*
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