IWE Saturday Sacrifice I: 25/8/07

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Crabbe and Goyle: If we get put in the no dq match then we are gonna put Chez in a torturing rack, shoot him, throw knives at him, set fire to his face and slap his mum. Like this.

The big screen shows an animation of a dark room. Chez is tied up on the wall, in a torturing rack, being stretched. Crabbe and Goyle are there. They shoot him, then throw knives at him, then set fire to his face, then slap his mum. But it was only an animation.
 
Sorry, but no. As the rules state, attacking someone in an RP garuentees a -1 RP score for the week, so this wont help.
 
You did in the previous RP and attacking in one RP counts as -1 for the week regardless of other RPs. Sorry
 
Not only that, but as I stated earlier, you shall pay for breaking the rules on the show...:p
 
What's the point in having him in the e-fed if he is just gunna do RP's like this. It's a waste of time keeping him in...
 
The scene fades in to the IWE Superstars, Crabbe and Goyle, walking down the street. They is casually dressed in jeans and a t-shirt with the night sky behind them illuminated by the moon. To their right is a main road, where cars go screeching past regularly. To the left, rows of shops, clubs and bars. Crabbe and Goyle walk straight on, passing all of these things, until they turn into a pub and find two seats at the bar.

Crabbe: I'll have a beer please, any will do.

The bartender goes to get Crabbe's beverage. The pub is unusually quiet for an evening. Only a few people are sat around tables and nobody near the seat Crabbe and Goyle are sat on. The bartender returns with the drink and hands it over, collecting the money Crabbe has put on the table already. He turns to put it in the till, but double takes, realising who he is serving.

Bartender: Are you Crabbe and Goyle? The IWE stars?

Crabbe and Goyle: Thats the two

Bartender: Wow! My kids are huge fans of you. Can I get an autograph for them, if you don't mind?

Crabbe and Goyle: Sure, no problem, its great to have fans.

They pull out of their pockets pictures of themselves and sign it before handing it over.

Crabbe and Goyle: Always handy to keep people happy.

Bartender: You know, you come across as really nice guys, not like some of those arrogant guys you see around like Chez who go trying to beat guys up backstage for no reason, and failing. You're against him this week arn't you?

Crabbe and Goyle: Yeah we are, should be a good match. We hope we're at peak condition after Golden Gamble though.

Bartender: Oh yes, I watched that. Those guys are no good, Chez and Chez. I bet they couldn't beat anyone 1-on-1, always have to have the numbers they do.

Crabbe and Goyle: We suppose, they arn't bad on their own we don't think, although they've never proven it.

Bartender: Well I hope you beat them in the end. If you don't mind, there is on question I have always wanted to ask one of you guys. How do you get to be such a big star? What brings you into wrestling?

Crabbe and Goyle: Great question. We'll tell you Crabbe's experiences if you want.

Bartender: Yeah, that would be great!

Crabbe: Well I suppose I had better start at the very beginning, back in High School...

In a very Hollywood way, the screen fades into a flashback. The scene is a typical High School playground, packed with kids. One stands out in partiicular, a kid who is obviously a young Crabbe. Crabbe is walking around, seemingly minding his own business until another kid, and a crowd following him, walks in the oppisite direction and gets in his face. This kid has ginger, spiked hair and, although is smaller in height, seems weakerthan Crabbe.

Kid: Hey, Crabbe, looking lonely arn't you?

Crabbe: Get lost, ginger.

Kid: I am sorry to tell you this, but it isn't normal to be ginger like me.

Crabbe: I said go away, don't let me catch the ginger.

Kid: No, you see you're annoying me.

Crabbe: How? Everyone hates gingers!

Kid: Youre on my playground. You know what I could do to you. I am the top guy in the wrestling team. They say I have talent, want a demonstration?

Crabbe: Talent? A ginger donkey has more talent than you.

That was a mistake. The other kid gets closer and closer, breathing heavily on Crabbe, forcing him to back off.

Crabbe: Ever heard of breath mints, ginge?

Kid: You just made a huge error, now lets see you get destroyed by the "ginger", shall we?

The crowd behind the kid cheer him on, but Crabbe is less keen.

Daniels: Why bother? I don't want to touch a ginger.

With that the smaller kid dives at Crabbe. Chants of "Fight! Fight!" start up. The other kid is well out of control though and gets major beatings from Crabbe. Everyone hugs Crabbe, because he is better. But he washes his hands, so as not to catch the ginger.

The picture returns to the Bar.

Crabbe: We have to go now, so that's all we can tell you. We'll be close by for a few weeks now though, so we can come back and tell you the rest some other time.

Bartender: Please do, its really interesting to hear all of that.

Crabbe and Goyle: No problem. See you around.

Crabbe and Goyle gather their belongings and head out, leaving a very pleased bartender and some memories behind.
 
What a pile of crap that was...

Will the matches be announced tommorrow after the deadline closes?
 
What a pile of crap that was...

Will the matches be announced tommorrow after the deadline closes?

I know exactly what it is. He took an RP that I wrote for PCWF and changed it, making it bad in the process.

Sorry Don, but rules are rules and you still get an RP score of -1. Save yourself for next week.
 
Just kick him out. Let someone else who signed up take part. It will make it much better!

also could you please answer my question on my last post...
 
The matches will be announced when the show is posted :p

Ill give TheDon here nother chance, since this is a fair efed. But I am closing RPing early, seeing as everyone who wants to has done so already. if you have a major objection then please PM me.

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