Melbourne Bitters 06/07 Team Thread

[cric_craze]

stop trying to be warney........

 

[GrayNicolls]

So is there any place in this team available?

 

[Simbazz]

Hey spin, just because im a bat allrounder means i cant have a decent average? Just because im kinda better with the bat, doesnt mean im no worse with the ball, last season i averages 26, this season im averaging 28 but thats because ive got a dodgy shoulder, before this injury i was averaging 23

Spin i still like you mate dont take it as i hate u, differnce of opinion dude

 

[rickyp]

well i was averaging 12 for club and 3 for school (bowling that is) and ive got a majorly messed up back and ankle, i havent been able to play any sport since the end of cricket season!!! I also batted with a club average of 32

 

[smssia0112]

I need rough patches? This snippet of commentary comes from the Semi Final of the Pre Season tournament on a good pitch:

16.1 Spin to Farrukh, no run, The Spin is getting the ball to turn ferociously
16.2 Spin to Farrukh, one run, That is very well run by Madsalty
16.3 Spin to Madsalty, no run, The Spin is getting the ball to turn ferociously
16.4 Spin to Madsalty, no run, Left alone by Madsalty
16.5 Spin to Madsalty, FOUR, Brillian cover drive by Madsalty
16.6 Spin to Madsalty, no run, The Spin is getting the ball to turn
ferociously

Also, when the stats were being updated, I remember having the best first class bowling average in the team until someone kept accidentally dropping me

So take that!

Now try pitching it remotely near the batsman. Besides, I can get more seam out of the ball than any of you spinners can get turn combined and with mark so beat that.

So is there any place in this team available?

Not at this moment as we are full, I'm sure the Downright Donkeys have a spot available though.

Hey spin, just because im a bat allrounder means i cant have a decent average? Just because im kinda better with the bat, doesnt mean im no worse with the ball, last season i averages 26, this season im averaging 28 but thats because ive got a dodgy shoulder, before this injury i was averaging 23

Spin i still like you mate dont take it as i hate u, differnce of opinion dude

Well it's a preset average for each type, it is supposed to improve but we are too lazy to do so.

 

[rickyp]

lol very true, i seriously doubt i would be able to build up the anti-cbfness to change the averages after every match, its a big enough pain putting players in there let alone changing them every day

 

[Simbazz]

Haha, usually i would blame the Aussie-ness in you guys, but i cant because i would be bothered doing it either.

Hey my average if quite good on these English pitches where there usually damp and i can do F-all with the ball

Anyhow, my battings a bit better as it doesnt matter on pitch conditions for me, i average 49, its a bitch because i want to average 50 But im injured for about 5 weeks as i had an operation yestoday again for my shoulder

 

[rickyp]

lol ouch, dont tell anyone coz we might have to put you on the cricksim injured list

 

[Simbazz]

kk, i wont, sorry bout the cheap shot at ur Aussie-ness

 

[rickyp]

not a good idea since the chairman of selectors is from australia :P

 

[Simbazz]

Erm...Aussie are great, they drink beer in LARGE volumes, which im all for, and as much as it pains me,they have a decent BUT OLD cricket team

 

[rickyp]

now isnt that more fun for everyone

 

[Simbazz]

no not really

 

[RIGHT ARM OVER]

Do you guys need a player? I play at the Vic Bitters in my league so the Melb Bitters is pretty close. Right arm quick bowler.

 

[cric_craze]

I dont there is any space left now. U might have to check the other threads.