I don't come in here very often and actually missed my 15,000th post cos I was too busy refreshing cricinfo to get the Mumbai/Jaipur score but I'd like to make a short statement on reaching 15,000 posts.
When I sit and I think of the time I have spent
of the posts I have made and the hours I have lent
I feel I should bill you at £10 an hour
or should I continue to abuse my power
5 years and still counting, much time has gone by
if I added the hours I would surely ask why
15 thousands a number, a mark in the sand
it doesn't need brandished throughout the land
Am I rich, am I happy, the question's absurd
if anything was wrong you would surely have heard
(with apologies to WH Auden)