angryangy
ICC Chairman
- Joined
- Oct 1, 2004
conditions: australia, last 20 years, amusing
1. Destined for England, David Boon sets the record of 52 for most alcoholic beverages consumed by an Australian sportsman on an international flight.
2. Ian Healy is overheard on pitch microphones saying to Arjuna Ranatunga "You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c*nt."
3. Glenn McGrath achieves his impossible dream; scores a Test 50; thus winning $300 from Mark Waugh.
4. Steve Waugh to Herschell Gibbs "what does it feel like to have dropped the world cup?"
5. The infamous statement "Muller, can't bowl can't throw" turns out to have been muttered by a camera man, not Shane Warne as everybody assumed.
6. Tony Greig remarks of a wedding in Adelaide "Do you reckon they've flown her in?"
7. Bangladesh's bizzare victory over Australia conceals the fact that Dav Whatmore is not a very handsome man shirtless.
8. Nathan Hauritz gets Sachin Tendulkar out, then goes back to his regular life of fighting to get into the Queensland Bulls first class team.
9. Michael Kasprowicz announces he expects a Test recall soon as the "rotation policy" meant he would be on the list eventually.
10. Darren Lehmann looses to Mark Richardson in a foot race, thus officially winning the title of slowest b*stard in cricket.
a few more
Temporary captain Adam Gilchrist expects Indian wickets to be fast and bouncy, with nothing in them for the spinners.
"I'm trying to bring the mullet back into world sport. There's a distinct lack of mullets floating around in all walks of life, actually" - J Gillespie
Warnie tries to appease an angry Bay 13
Glenn McGrath is replaced by Glenn McGarth
Adam Gilchrist breaks the Basin Reserve.
Ian Healy and Shane Warne strategise on how to get Arjuna Ranatunga driving out of his crease; "Just put a Mars bar on a good length."
1. Destined for England, David Boon sets the record of 52 for most alcoholic beverages consumed by an Australian sportsman on an international flight.
2. Ian Healy is overheard on pitch microphones saying to Arjuna Ranatunga "You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c*nt."
3. Glenn McGrath achieves his impossible dream; scores a Test 50; thus winning $300 from Mark Waugh.
4. Steve Waugh to Herschell Gibbs "what does it feel like to have dropped the world cup?"
5. The infamous statement "Muller, can't bowl can't throw" turns out to have been muttered by a camera man, not Shane Warne as everybody assumed.
6. Tony Greig remarks of a wedding in Adelaide "Do you reckon they've flown her in?"
7. Bangladesh's bizzare victory over Australia conceals the fact that Dav Whatmore is not a very handsome man shirtless.
8. Nathan Hauritz gets Sachin Tendulkar out, then goes back to his regular life of fighting to get into the Queensland Bulls first class team.
9. Michael Kasprowicz announces he expects a Test recall soon as the "rotation policy" meant he would be on the list eventually.
10. Darren Lehmann looses to Mark Richardson in a foot race, thus officially winning the title of slowest b*stard in cricket.
a few more
Temporary captain Adam Gilchrist expects Indian wickets to be fast and bouncy, with nothing in them for the spinners.
"I'm trying to bring the mullet back into world sport. There's a distinct lack of mullets floating around in all walks of life, actually" - J Gillespie
Warnie tries to appease an angry Bay 13
Glenn McGrath is replaced by Glenn McGarth
Adam Gilchrist breaks the Basin Reserve.
Ian Healy and Shane Warne strategise on how to get Arjuna Ranatunga driving out of his crease; "Just put a Mars bar on a good length."
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What A Moment It Would Be,Mcgrath Raising Bat For His 50
