News Thread

[Deleted member 11215]

Nah I was on drugs that game. Briggs is chief motivator, im just say what he says in a different order

 

[plympilgrim]

nice work evo, glad to see we are still in peak condition

 

[smssia0112]

Sherr criticizes 'Playboys'

Sherr criticizes 'Play-Boys'​

By Shewanda Pierseriya​

Headbutt FC Captain, Manager and Star Attacking Midfielder Dean Sherr has sent a spray upon 'Playboy' opposition, The Sexy Scousers, in particular captain Matt Roberts, and 'copycats' Absolute Stunners FC, for doing very little on the pitch and being completely narcissistic, on top of being identical.

The scathing attack comes after Headbutt FC's 1-1 draw with the Scousers, a match which featured over 5 yellow cards, and Sherr was disgusted with the conduct of the opposition:

"They're a bunch of ******* playboys and they spent the whole bloody match checking their hair in some gay compact like the women they are, while we're trying to knock their ******* heads off. It's disgusting, it's wrong and it's a ******* embarassment."

When we cleaned up the rest it wasn't really a sentence. He was also scathing in an attack on 'copycats' Absolute Stunners FC, whom he labelled 'a bunch of soft ******* *****," and continued on like that.

"As if we need one bunch of ******* playboys, we also need a bunch of wannabes as well? Why the **** would we need that? If they had any balls they'd play soccer and stop ****** around with their lipstick."

Sherr then returned to drinking in the pub he was outside at the time. These stunning attacks were in fact reported to his teammate, whom he mistook for a urinal.

 

[aussie1st]

We took care of some of those wannabe play-boys last game, when the real season kicks off their will be no more pretty boys!

 

[evertonfan]

Hey, we are the original sexpots! It's not our fault people copy us!

We will never stop being sexy!!

 

[Karachi Xpress]

2 Great assits by me

 

[Briggsey]

Bah we will take care of the Scousers with ease later today, then take care of these tough talking Heatbutters when the season starts!

 

[Jaztheman]

haha you drew against playboys :rtfl:rtfl:rtfl

?!What we are the playboys

 

[plympilgrim]

we are the playboys and we're sexy, can't you tell

 

[aussie1st]

haha you drew against playboys :rtfl:rtfl:rtfl

?!What we are the playboys

We achieved our goal, making them uglyboys

 

[WORLD CHAMPIONS]

haha you drew against playboys :rtfl:rtfl:rtfl

?!What we are the playboys

No , u all are Barbers

 

[Jaztheman]

No , u all are Barbers

Thankyou very much Man who invented " I can't believe it's not butter"

 

[Will_NA]

Hey, we are the original sexpots! It's not our fault people copy us!

We will never stop being sexy!!

You will never start either! :cool:

 

[mattfb]

great win boys ( i know it was 2 days ago.... but i just saw it now )

 

[Jaztheman]

great win there IW.........