PCWF Presents...
Taking the New Ball Event!
Pre Show Match:
Jenny Jupiter vs Janiera Villeneuva - Singles - PCWF Womens Championship
Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Jenny goes down. Villa just WAFFLES Jenny with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Villa uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Jenny takes a flying neckbreaker from Janiera Villeneuva. Villa charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Flying elbow from Jenny Jupiter, grazing the target slightly. Jenny tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Janiera Villeneuva. Covers for a quick two count. Villa ducks a wild right hand. SUPER frankensteiner on Jenny, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Jenny. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Jenny pushes out of a Janiera Villeneuva hold. Forearm to the face from Jenny on Villa. Janiera Villeneuva once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure.
Finish:
Jenny Jupiter falls through the ropes after a hard shot from Villa. She seemed to hit her head on the apron on the way down. The referee reaches a ten count, and this one is over.
Winner: Janiera Villeneuva - Title remains vacant due to Count out finish
Aftermath: Janiera Villeneuva goes into the crowd, where she celebrates her victory. (Segment Rating 58%)
Taking the New Ball:
*Massive Pyros, specially bought for the event, go off, to the amazement of the fans*
Chris Greenall: "Welcome to the start of something new, the first show of the recently formed PlanetCricket Wrestling Federation, PCWF. I am Chris Greenall, Announcer, and here with me is colour commentator Paul."
Paul: "Yes, it is great to be here at this event and I think it will be a cracker, we have a great card, so sit back and hold on tight! Its going to be a bumpy ride!"
CG: "Thats for sure! Now here we go with our first segment!"
*Cameras cut backstage to Wildwil, hes with our GM and Interviewer, Chez Spin*
CS: "So Wil, you have a match tonight with Amol Subhesh. What are your feelings on this?"
W: "When I first heard this match, I thought, who the heck is he? He isn't in my league. I just want to get done with him and finish him totally right now, so excuse me, Ive got a job to do."
(Segment Rating: 77%)
Chris: "Wil sounds a little unhappy that it isnt him being pushed for a title, but he has to beat Amol here now!"
P: "Yes, and that match is right now!"
Wildwil vs. Amol Subhesh - Singles
Match: Subhi uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Flying cross body off the top rope! Covers for a quick two count. Subhi goes for a splash but Wildwil puts the knees up. Double arm suplex by Wildwil connects as Subhi hits hard. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Amol Subhesh by Wildwil. Remember when that was a legit finish? Covers for a quick two count. Wildwil hits a great swinging DDT on Amol Subhesh. Wildwil then hits a pair of HARD clotheslines and a BAAACK Bodydrop! ULTIMATE HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Wildwil snap suplexes Subhi HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Wildwil is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Subhi blocks a punch. VICIOUS lightning kick by Subhi on Wildwil. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Wildwil. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pin, but Wildwil is out just before the three count. Subhi uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Amol Subhesh strikes Wildwil. Amol Subhesh gets taken down out of nowhere! Bodyslam by Wildwil. Wildwil plants Subhi with an EXPLODAH~! suplex
Finish:Amol Subhesh hooks up a suplex, but Wildwil flips out and lands on his feet, and quickly grabs the tights to score with a school boy pin! 1...2..3! The referee somehow missed the blatant cheating!
Winner: Wildwil
Aftermath:The fight has started up again! Wildwil attacks Subhi, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. (Segmet Rating: 70%)
CG: Off they go! A great match, Wildwil stealing it at the end though ruining that one a little.
P: Hey, a win is a win. Who cares if he cheated?
CG: Well I do, but now we hear Evo and Pinchy are backstage wanting to say something before their match tonight.
Evo: Hey, tongiht, you have already had your first match on PCWF. But next up, you will have what will always be the greatest match, when Evo and Pinchy win the Tag Team titles!
Pinchy: Let me tell you something. *raps* You may think that now you've seen it all, but in comparison to us that match was pretty small. Give it up for those losers, they will try a lot, try and beat us but we are too hot, to handle, we can beat you easy, mess wit' us an' you'll get a diseasey. So come and try, take us on, cos' we'll beat you in the sprint and marathon!
(Segment Rating: 79%)
CG: A clear message sent there. They don't want to be beaten at all.
P: Well, have yu ever seen anyone want to be beaten.
CG: No, but I was, oh forget it. That match is now.
Evo and Pinchy vs Shravi and Devil - Tag - PCWF Tag Team Championship
Match: Big forearm by Shravi makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. Evo gets caught with a short powerbomb from Shravi. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Shravi and Red Devil. Shravi and Devil whip Evo into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Bodyslam by Red Devil. Evo flips out of a Red Devil bodyslam attempt. GORGEOUS Spinning bulldog in the corner and Red Devil is down. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Matthew "Evertonfan" Robe and Pinchinatior. Superkick by Pinchinatior practically knocks out all of Red Devil's teeth! Pin, but Red Devil is out just before the three count. Pinchy hits a dropkick on Red Devil and gets right back up. Red Devil ducks a wild right hand. Bodyslam by Red Devil. Red Devil tags out to Shravi. Pinchy gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Shravi! Tag to Matthew "Evertonfan" Robe. Evo gets caught with a short powerbomb from Shravi.
Finish: Shravi floors Evo near the ropes and makes the pin. Shravi is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!!
Winners: Shravi and Devil - New PCWF Tag Team Champions
Aftermath: Shravi and Devil rush forward to attack! Evo and Pinchy get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas. (Segment Rating: 78%)
CG: A fantastic match! Superb, but another cheating win and an assault afterwards.
P: As I said, all part of the game. This isn't for wimps this!
CG: Are you sugg...
P: Sorry, gonna have to go now to Treva and Leanne Moore backstage. Hmmm, Leanne Moore is nice...
Treva: Tonight, I face this "Manrage" guy for the PCWF Cricket Championship. All I know is, I am this show. I am the top dog, king of the hill, what I say goes, and now I will be Cricket Champion. And soon enough, Undisputed champion. And then Leanne here will be Womens champion as well. We will rule this show, because we are the best. So Manrage, don't quit your day job because tonight you will lay before me for a 10 count
(Segment Rating: 92%)
P: Treva made a serious impact there
CG: He just sounded overconfident, that can't be good for him before a bi...
P: OK, shut up Chris, you are ruining the show.
Manrage vs Treva - Last Man Standing - PCWF Cricket Championship
Match: Chair shot connects! Powerful Spear by Manrage. I'd like to see him spear Goldberg, just for my amusement. Trev counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Treva kicks the leg, knocks The Rage down, and goes to work on it. Spin kick by Treva to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. The referee gets to a five count....and Manrage gets back up. Treva sets up a chair, then bounces off it to hit a flying avalanche into the corner. VERY Sabu-like. Spin kick by Treva to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. The Rage blocks a kick from Treva. Manrage hits a bulldog off the ropes. The referee is counting: 5....6....Treva is back up. Brutal spinning powerbomb on Trev! The referee is counting: 7....8....Treva is back up. BIG clothesline on Trev. Manrage climbs onto the table with Trev...and hits a piledriver through it! Trev pushes out of a Manrage hold. Flying elbow from Treva connects. Back heel kick off the second rope and The Rage goes flying!
Finish: Leanne Moore is at ringside! The Rage wastes valuable time by yelling at Leanne! Treva takes advantage of the distraction and nails The Rage from behind! Manrage is in trouble. Helter Skelter! The referee counts to 10, this match is over!
Winner: Treva - New PCWF Cricket Champion
Aftermath: Trev and Leanne tie Manrage up in the ropes, then start punching away at him until referees run down and break it up. (Segment Rating: 66%)
CG: Darn, another "Cheat to win heel"!
P: Shut up, cheating is how this works! If you arnt going to realise that, then quit will you? Anyway, Rob Jupiter would like a word.
RJ: Top o' t'mornin' to yous'. I would like to say that, I am honoured to have the first ever shot at the Undisputed Championship. This is ranked so much higher than any show I have ever been in! Even Pot o' Gold last Autumn. It will be a truley historic match, Briggs and I are great competetors, and I hope in this situation I come out on top, so I do.
(Segment Rating: 58%)
P: Just a little Irish there...
CG: So... your point is?
P: Well he is just a little annoying, like lepri...
CG: Lets not go there. The Cage main event is next!
Briggsey vs Rob Jupiter - Cage - PCWF Undisputed Championship
Match: Briggsey throws Robby into the cage. Arn Anderson-like Spinebuster by Briggsey, executed to perfection. Robby reverses a Briggsey hammerlock. Robby hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Flying elbow from Rob Jupiter connects. Rob Jupiter launches Briggs into the cage wall. Implant DDT by Rob Jupiter! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Rob Jupiter and Briggs climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Briggs pushes out of a Rob Jupiter hold. BRUTAL face-first slam from Briggs on Robby. Flying clothesline by Briggs. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Rob Jupiter by Briggs. Remember when that was a legit finish? Briggsey launches Robby into the cage wall. Briggs walks into a drop toe hold. Rob Jupiter hits a rolling kick on Briggs. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Springboard dropkick from Rob Jupiter. Nicely done. Briggsey is in trouble. 619!!! That shook the ring.
Finish: Briggs climbs the cage...but gets pulled off by Rob Jupiter, who then climbs up and over! We have a winner!
Winner: Rob Jupiter - New PCWF Undisputed Champion
Aftermath: Briggsey gives a murderous look toward Rob Jupiter...and attacks! Robby gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Briggs picks him up...and launches him over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken. (Segment Rating: 71%)
CG: Ouch! Painful blows as Briggs walks off.
P: Squimish?
CG: No... Anyway, we hope you have enjoyed the first ever show of PCWF.
P: Take care, and remember, don't be stupid and try this at home. It's fake, you idiots.
CG: Goodnight!
PCWF Taking the New Ball Stats:
Overall rating: 74%
Attendance: 1648
Profit: $49440
Wrestling Online - News and Rumours Section
PCWF off with a bang
The PCWF last night held their first ever show, Taking the New Ball. The show took a phenomenal 74% Overall rating, far more than any other Cult level show. All the matches were top quality and the stars they have signed seem to be very good in the ring. The Promotion's Public Image increased by 6%! Tomorrow night is their first TV show, Cover drive. You can see this at Prime Time, on Planetcricket.net TV.
Manrage Touted Top!
EWRevenge.com this week are running an article claiming Manrage to be the next big thing. The PCWF star, who lost in a PCWF Cricket Championship match to Treva at Taking the New Ball, was described by Damien Carvill as "Ultra-Charismatic" and "a World Class brawler". Carvill has spotted many rising stars in the past, has he seen another?
Jenny Jupiter given good press
As well as Manrage being promoted in the media, Jenny Jupiter is as well. Grapplefanatics.net's Ed T. Cactus said in his column, "Ed Start" that she has "all the talent to become a major player in Wrestling." We will have to wait and see.
Tun Mun "Bright Talent"
Continuing the current trend of praising PCWF stars, another Grapplefanatics.net writer, Scott Keith who replies to fans questions, said in an answer that Tun Mun is "the closest thing to getting near Dynamite Kid's quality". Just another writer on the bandwagon, or 100% truth?
Note: All Wrestling Online articles above are, and will always be true. Any websites quoted will be from fictional websites which are in the game used for this story.
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