Whoot! I am officially PC's funniest member.... I don't know whether to be proud or cry! There are obviously a lot of people who have an utterly defunct sense of what humour is is all I can say!
Anyway better do an acceptance speech......
I ..em...I ....eh....I ..I am sorry ....it's an emotional moment for me....I just want to thank a few people who have helped me along the way....you know they got me ...eh..released from the clinic in time to be here and if it hadn't been for my stunt manager Ziggo Dandruff I wouldn't be where I am today at all. I also want to thank the staff of Barnaby's and Jacksons on Mortingen Avenue for the suit and for dropping all charges. I also want to thank my PR secretary, my shoe cleaner, the bloke who always greets me every morning when I go running and of course my ever faithful dog Scallops.....even though she can't be with is tonight she would have been very, very proud....so ...eh...yeah....em ....thanks again and as that great man of Holland himself once said: "Wheres a dyke when you need one?" I bid you all goodnight.......
Thanks to all who cared to vote for me and congrats to all the other winners, especially Pranav who thoroughly deserves his award. Not only is he a brilliant artist he is a decent bloke as well and always ready to help!
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