Puzzles / Brain Teasers

[NILAYSHAH60]

Heart Attack maybe

Remember that Lion's birthday joke. You'll get the solution.

 

[zimrahil]

Remember that Lion's birthday joke. You'll get the solution.

Lions birthday joke ?

 

[CooldiPargi]

Lions birthday joke ?

STUDENT: Sir, can I ask you a question?
TEACHER: Yes
STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
TEACHER: I don't know.
STUDENT: Just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question.
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge? TEACHER: Easy, open the fridge and put it in.
STUDENT: No sir, You open the fridge take out the elephant and put the donkey in.
TEACHER: Ooh...
STUDENT: Another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion, Because it would eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey because it's still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Damn son.
STUDENT: No sir, 1 last.
TEACHER: Ok
STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
TEACHER: I would need a boat to cross.
STUDENT: No, You just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.

All credit goes to Google.

 

[Ashutosh.]

Remember that Lion's birthday joke. You'll get the solution.

She did not know swimming.

 

[NILAYSHAH60]

STUDENT: Sir, can I ask you a question?
TEACHER: Yes
STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
TEACHER: I don't know.
STUDENT: Just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question.
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge? TEACHER: Easy, open the fridge and put it in.
STUDENT: No sir, You open the fridge take out the elephant and put the donkey in.
TEACHER: Ooh...
STUDENT: Another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion, Because it would eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey because it's still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Damn son.
STUDENT: No sir, 1 last.
TEACHER: Ok
STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
TEACHER: I would need a boat to cross.
STUDENT: No, You just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.

All credit goes to Google.

He is right

 

[NILAYSHAH60]

Spoiler

Answer: There was a brick that fell from an airplane and it hit the lady after she had crossed the river.