I wonder if I should become an offspinner. You know what the problem would be if I take up offspin with the hard ball? If I'm good at it, play for Hong Kong, English Counties, IPL Contract, etc, people will just say I'm one of the new generation inspired by the likes of Swann and Ajmal. And that's just not true. I've been bowling offspin (albeit with Tape Ball) since well before they were famous! I wanted to be a trendsetter - an effective wicket-taking offspinner who uses the around-the-wicket angle to good effect, right after the era of Warne, Kumble and co. But no. They both beat me to it. Damn them and their talent.