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top form on a night out last night, or at least that what the reports are.

I remember little after essentially calling some girl a "free prostitute" then vehemently defending my claim rather than apologising.

I was right though.
 
My first date in, well, ever tonight. Didn't do the whole dating thing with my ex, so yeah, pretty nervous, because she is 'rather smashing'.
 
I'd say "break a leg" but going on your previous history I'll keep it to myself. Good luck though.
 
My first date in, well, ever tonight. Didn't do the whole dating thing with my ex, so yeah, pretty nervous, because she is 'rather smashing'.

Awww, ickle Benny is nervous. Just do what I did on my first ever date. We both ended up steaming and she walked into a street-sign before I did exactly the same thing 5 metres further down the road after ripping the ████ out of her. So either get absolutely steaming or stay stone cold sober. My awesome dating tip for you there :p
 
Awww, ickle Benny is nervous. Just do what I did on my first ever date. We both ended up steaming and she walked into a street-sign before I did exactly the same thing 5 metres further down the road after ripping the ████ out of her. So either get absolutely steaming or stay stone cold sober. My awesome dating tip for you there :p

Well, it's unconventional, but this street sign thing may be an inspired tip:D

In other words, if it's going badly, self harm.

How'd the actual date go Tom?
 
And if that doesn't work take a leaf out of Ste book and call her a free prostitute then steadfast refuse to take it back.
 
In Drama today, there was this guy who because hes gay (actually gay as in likes men not the annoying gay) thinks hes gods gift. Started going on about how hes smart and popular and its a great mix so i said yeh shame your a d*ckhead. He hit me and walked off, kinda confused what to do next time i see him, is it considered wrong to hit a gay guy? :lol
 
In Drama today, there was this guy who because hes gay (actually gay as in likes men not the annoying gay) thinks hes gods gift. Started going on about how hes smart and popular and its a great mix so i said yeh shame your a d*ckhead. He hit me and walked off, kinda confused what to do next time i see him, is it considered wrong to hit a gay guy? :lol

apologise for needlessly insulting him?
 
It does not matter if he is gay or straight. A d*ickhead is a d*ickhead
 

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