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ste_mc_efc
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eugh, bit [very] drunk last night. Now extremely worried I might be gay too. a high seven, borderline 8 in the right weather conditions was dry humping me and stripping me off, giving me nipple cripple all sort. considering I see myself as a 4 it is a missed opportunity to say the least.
But I was at the business end of a poker tournament at the time, she closed my laptop too and nearly ruined it for me.
In my somewhat stringent defence I can argue that her being a solid 2.5-3.5 points above me means I had no chance and she was doing it ironically/to take the piss, so I didn't miss out, although when I said "you're definitely taking the piss" she was adamant she weren't. But recently I have been trying to take poker more seriously, higher buy-ins, less spewing etc so I couldn't just sit out for a bit. dubious facebook images of it floating around, but can't figure out how to post them with the new way of displaying photos there so can't embarrass myself by putting them up
pfffft. she's an idiot/has the anti-intellectual attitude of a prole anyway, so it would have just been a little bit of fun.
smashing norks too. oh well.
after I finished playing, true to random thoughts form I got monumentally drunk, ran around in the nip, threw up and can't find my phone/keys this morning.
But I was at the business end of a poker tournament at the time, she closed my laptop too and nearly ruined it for me.
In my somewhat stringent defence I can argue that her being a solid 2.5-3.5 points above me means I had no chance and she was doing it ironically/to take the piss, so I didn't miss out, although when I said "you're definitely taking the piss" she was adamant she weren't. But recently I have been trying to take poker more seriously, higher buy-ins, less spewing etc so I couldn't just sit out for a bit. dubious facebook images of it floating around, but can't figure out how to post them with the new way of displaying photos there so can't embarrass myself by putting them up
pfffft. she's an idiot/has the anti-intellectual attitude of a prole anyway, so it would have just been a little bit of fun.
smashing norks too. oh well.
after I finished playing, true to random thoughts form I got monumentally drunk, ran around in the nip, threw up and can't find my phone/keys this morning.
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Anyone know where I can find a black acoustic guitar for less than $150 that isn't glossy?
Looking a bit like that? That solid cardboard/wood look, rather than glossy.
Gazza you've managed to gloss over what is a fantastic story.
Ste, we've all been there with the punching above the weight thing. Hell, I shaved off my Movember to go on a date with a 9er... Just count your lucky stars that she wasn't a 3below haha.
Great Post-Script story, also.
In summary, you must be gay.
Themer
Chairman of Selectors
Gay or has a gambling addiction. I'm leaning towards the former after seeing the "What are you listening to now?" thread.
ste_mc_efc
Chairman of Selectors
my posts tend not to get recognition straight away. the first reply is always something completely unrelated.
also she is a friend of crazy photo-stealing girl (possibly the one who averaged > 1 lad per day on holiday, not sure though)
I can argue that I was playing poker - legitimate reason (considering the frighteningly large list of weak reasons I have jibbed girls off) for once but if I wasn't playing poker, i probably wouldn't have done anything anyway, basically I was too aware of the disparity of looks.
Just saw a picture of her on facebook where she looks a 9, which both reinforces my point about her being beyond my capabilities, but also makes me a bit more disappointed about the missed opportunity.
ste_mc_efc
Chairman of Selectors
working in a casino hasn't helped on that front.
Although I had been in that tournament for two hours - I'm not wasting that time by not finishing it.
NB: I have also been to see him live, and loved it. Consummate showman he is. Again in my somewhat weak defence my parent's were meant to be going with my aunt, but at the last minute she couldn't make it so I got the option for a free ticket and had nothing planned that night anyway.
ste_mc_efc
Chairman of Selectors
I'd post the image, but can't figure out how to do it since they changed the way they display photos, not linking the profile as that gives her name etc and wouldn't be fair on her. she's definitely not a 9 though, it's vintage favourable profile picture.
Thing is I don't actually make any efforts. I just end up being in situations all of a sudden. I sort of switch off and give small talk as a reflex (was chatting away whilst playing 3 poker tournaments at once) then all of a sudden I have a girl sitting on my face and I have no idea how it has happened.
will young live. on that note I'm leaving for the match
ste_mc_efc
Chairman of Selectors
game has 1-1 written all over it. too late to make the bookies though, if it finished 1-1 now I may cry
Highlander999
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Was a good night for the PC LADs 
then as I got totally smashed, stole some girl's bra (I thought that was rather sly of me as it took a lot of effort ) proceeded to run straight into a tree in a park, which ended up with me getting her sympathy, so me and her both end up in a club. I end up with my shirt off, and get kicked out by the bouncers and we head back to mine. Next morning I wake up and she definetly gained a few points when I was sober and went from a 6.5/7 to an 8.5/9. Such a shame then that she is up from London for the weekend, but c'est la vie. Good memories and I suspect some good photo's for FB when I remember where I put my camera lol 
then as I got totally smashed, stole some girl's bra (I thought that was rather sly of me as it took a lot of effort ) proceeded to run straight into a tree in a park, which ended up with me getting her sympathy, so me and her both end up in a club. I end up with my shirt off, and get kicked out by the bouncers and we head back to mine. Next morning I wake up and she definetly gained a few points when I was sober and went from a 6.5/7 to an 8.5/9. Such a shame then that she is up from London for the weekend, but c'est la vie. Good memories and I suspect some good photo's for FB when I remember where I put my camera lol 
