Random Thoughts

[Themer]

How is he going to be able to open the door of his house holding two? Come on User use your brain.

 

[Highlander999]

Soooo, I thought I was becoming a dad last week. Women who miss periods should be put in jail for unecessary stress being caused to the male involved Reckon I might go and live as a monk for a while to thank God for dodging that very unwelcome bullet at my age!!!

 

[barmyarmy]

Not again?
That's like the 7th or 8th time now?

 

[Highlander999]

Yeah but the first one who had my address

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*And real name

 

[Themer]

Yeah but the first one who had my address

Tom's idea of safe sex = Not telling them where he lives.

Morally questionable but I like it.

 

[Highlander999]

Maybe I should try and populate Scotland with mini-Tom's and then go and invade England before taking over the world? Hmmm.......

 

[Manly]

Tom Baker is a fake name anyway.

 

[Highlander999]

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[ARay]

Is that all you're going for?

She is dating someone already unfortunately

 

[Gaurav_7]

How is he going to be able to open the door of his house holding two? Come on User use your brain.

Oops.

 

[Themer]

Oops.

You've got good heart User but you let yourself down now and again with silly suggestions. You wouldn't see me making them anyway.

 

[Gaurav_7]

You wouldn't see me making anyway.

 

[Themer]

 

[Highlander999]

Smooth Jack....

I've given up being a monk, there is a red head I like too much to waste feeling repentent!

 

[ARay]

Soooooooooo the same girl who invited me to thanksgiving has been dropping hints every now and then.
Problem is she is dating someone. I dont want to be the guy who screws a relationship but on the other hand she is super hot.