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Well I said it was a rapey beard :p I also just found out I was suppose to know this girl and that she has liked me for a while, now I do feel like an arse :facepalm


she was definately drowning her sorrows at the bar when i came back from the toilet though you heartbreaker.



hahahahaha i feel guilty enough alright .



dont its not your fault she was a mess last night .



i thought i was quite a gentleman all i did was gently push her away (well this bit isn't true but i'm sticking to this line!) if she hadnt made a scene im sure no one would have noticed.



haha according to everyone else you legged it haha she made a scene?.


11:50am
stormed off the dance floori and i hid next to debbie cause everyone was looking .



haha nice yeah she is quite dramatic so .



yeah thats probs quite a bad trait to mix with me lol i already create enough drama for 2 i just want a quiet life!

Nothing like my mate rubbing it in on fb :(
 
I would cry at my own rapey beard! Was joking with my best mate today that some of our pals are getting engaged etc and I consider ever updating my relationship status on fb as the equivalent to getting married, i.e. the day Tom is in a relationship with xxxxxxx will be the day that people need to start getting their wedding hats out :p

Can't see why people would want a full on relationship like that in their early 20's. A) You get tied down to where you are with said person B) Majority of these relationships are doomed anyway. Take one of my best mates. He wants to go shopping for a ring tomorrow because he is "so in love". What he doesn't know is that his gf has slept with quite a few guys in recent months, including trying it on with me. I believe I need to try and persuade him tomorrow to at least wait.....
 
Your posts remind me of Barney in "HIMYM". Don't tell me the role was inspired from you. :spy
 
HA, Barney is the type of person I never want to become. I'm actually known as a gentleman with my friends, I somehow get away with any dodgy behaviour by my niceness. If anyone remembers that part time model I mentioned last month, if it wasn't for the fact she lived 100's of miles away she said I was the nicest guy she had ever met and that she would always have a place in her heart for me, and I was the one who brought up the distance thing and how it wouldn't work (so technically dumped her!) I tell you guys, being a nice, funny guy with good old fashioned gentleman traits = instant success. Just don't let them catch you out with anyone else cause then it gets awkward :p
 
Not an impressive reply actually. Your personality is exactly like Barney. Barney is a kind man, good looking and whatever, you know what I mean. :spy

*Suddenly realizes that Tom is hiding his love for Josh Radnor (TED) as he has a exactly same beard grown like Josh.* :spy
 
Not an impressive reply actually. Your personality is exactly like Barney. Barney is a kind man, good looking and whatever, you know what I mean. :spy

*Suddenly realizes that Tom is hiding his love for Josh Radnor (TED) as he has a exactly same beard grown like Josh.* :spy

Yeah but I very rarely do one nighters not a classy way to do stuff. Ha, Ted is great, maybe I have the best of both Ted and Barney? ;)
 
Haha. Lilly for me. Much more sexier and booby-licious.

Mhmmmm...boobies.

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So Tom's current bird is Debbie? Not hard to message every Debbie in Aberdeen that if you're with a guy called Tom, you might want to get yourself tested :p
 
Haha, notice that although I said I hid next to, I actually meant I hit behind, she is a big big girl and I have no date rule if you are above a size 10 :p I'll have you know I have never had anything bad like that in my life you slanderous cur! :p
 

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