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Hammer it and then burn to cauterize them ;)
 
Come on Hari man up. Burn it :rolleyes

Trust me, it's an incredibly painful process. No way am I up for that treatment again. Not to mention the cost involved is highly expensive and the scar that arises as a result of burning the wart takes about a month's time to heal. Least they could inject me with minute levels of chloroform and render me unconscious prior to burning the wart using lasers. :noway
 
Boooo yeah. Been offered an internship with an oil and gas consultancy company. Work hard, play hard people ;) If I decide to go for a graduate job when I get my degree I will start off on ?40k plus I get a bonus on top of that :yes

And you all thought I spent my time drunk :p
 
No, we just figured that you knew the right people ;)
Anyway you're not an engineer. What use are you to the oil industry?
 
That as well, though this time no back hand contacts were needed :p

Every company needs Marketing/PR etc ;) I am awesome at bull-shitting and that is what those 2 require. I've out-shone final year grads to land this internship so I must be doing something right :)
 
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Use one of these, be careful near the eye though.
 
Naah... That will take too much time...
Use this instead. ;)
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If every lightning strike fires an anti-matter death ray into space, it's no wonder UFO aliens are so secretive and un-neighbourly...

But seriously, if every gamma ray that passes near an atomic nucleus creates anti-matter, I think we would've heard about it before now. For one thing, wouldn't there be multi-megaton blasts around Fukushima every couple of minutes?

Sounds like fairy-stories for "grown-ups", complete with the pretty pictures.
 
completely tweaked up!
Yesterday was late date to submit ADS record, *started yesterday*... and the last date was re-scheduled to be today, with me half way through.
Attendance less than 60%, and I require atleast 65 before 25th November, with me not attending uni for 5 days in between.:facepalm

Oh my god... please save me...

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Any ideas, guys? Help me... :(
 

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