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No. Whilst drunk I attempted to pick her up, failed miserable and we both hit the floor. She fell on her collarbone and it basically stuck out horribly. Then enjoyed a ride in an ambulance before 2 hours of sitting around in an empty A&E.
 
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Last night I got home from a party completely wasted still and chucked in front of my parents, my uncle, aunty and a couple of my cousins. Fun times.
 
Last night I got home from a party completely wasted still and chucked in front of my parents, my uncle, aunty and a couple of my cousins. Fun times.

Lol. Classy. I moved 150km away from my parents 5 days after I turned 18. So I've always thrown up in the privacy of my own home with no parents bitching about how stupid I was for drinking that much.
 
They didn't really mind. Getting so much teasing from my uncle and my cousins though
 
It was only midnight, was much too drunk to go into town and I didn't really know the others at the party
 
No, neither do I. I'm chunder-free since December 16th 2011.

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No that's a lie, I'm chunder-free since January 4th 2012.
 
Just went and turned 21 didn't I.

House-mates thought it would be lulz to get a stripper in. They were right it was hilarious. Some very questionable photographs and videos that will no doubt haunt me for the rest of my life though. But she did have nice bewbies.
 

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