No. Whilst drunk I attempted to pick her up, failed miserable and we both hit the floor. She fell on her collarbone and it basically stuck out horribly. Then enjoyed a ride in an ambulance before 2 hours of sitting around in an empty A&E.
Lol. Classy. I moved 150km away from my parents 5 days after I turned 18. So I've always thrown up in the privacy of my own home with no parents bitching about how stupid I was for drinking that much.
House-mates thought it would be lulz to get a stripper in. They were right it was hilarious. Some very questionable photographs and videos that will no doubt haunt me for the rest of my life though. But she did have nice bewbies.
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