Random Thoughts

Indian friend of mine getting married on the 31st, I'll be dressed in Taliban robes for the occasion.

All of our friends will be, his mom got some from India for all the guys to wear to the wedding.
 
Only the woman are forced to wear a hijab.

Indian dress code for weddings has nothing to do with Taliban dress code...
 
Whatever it is, looks like Taliban robes to me.

Might as well wear a dress. At least I won't be the only person in it, everyone attending is being forced to wear it.

Will be funny seeing my fat college friends in frocks or whatever you call them.

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I'll be sure to post pics.

I'm not invited to the actual wedding part. It's a Muslim wedding too , so no booze.

I am going to the Veelima, or reception.

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In Mark's head it does and that's what matters.

Glad to see you finally come around.
 
That would be amazing.



Also to forewarn you, Jack (treva) and I will be doing all 92 league grounds in 92 hours, so we're going to be asking for sponsorship.
 
It's actually a big prank on Mark and he is going to turn up in a flowery dress, when everyone else is suited up :p

I'm taking an overcoat and a spare tux just in case :p

Only have to wear the garb for a few hours, then changing into suits for night out on the town anyways.

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question:

what is a man to man wedding present I can give him? don't know his girl at all so I have no interest in getting something for the two of them.

I was thinking nice bottle of scotch?
 
Yeah some kind of alcohol will definitely do the trick. Depends how well you know them (which since you don't know her, probably not that well?).

Failing that, do some research and find out who are the most private and exclusive escort agencies in his area, and text him their number with a note attached saying, "one day you'll thank me."
 
Is that even possible?

I won't be sponsoring you by the way...

You'd need a well planned route, but even then...

Hmm, damn, now I'm thinking about how you could do it...you'd have to time it well for London, maybe do London during the late evening?
 
Should send what you're doing to Socceram or something like it, and see if they'll sponsor it/at least tell people about it on the show, to get more donations.

Although, obviously not if the charity is Ben and Jack's drinking fund as they drive around England :p :spy
 

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